The Person Above You

[EatAjaxAndDie]

attempted to leave the tab for Sea Bass

[paradox]

drinks like a fish

[EatAjaxAndDie]

attempted to drink a fish

[paradox]

restocked the tank

[EatAjaxAndDie]

fought a man in a lobster suit

[paradox]

likes a pinch of salt

[EatAjaxAndDie]

likes to salt his pinch

[paradox]

rubs it in with elbow grease.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

did an elbow drop from the top rope

[unchaste]

dances the dance of life. Dance with me, Lois!

[EatAjaxAndDie]

attempted to do the dance of life but fell into a bookcase

[paradox]

does alot of reading on the can.

[unchaste]

knocks down more shelves than Ash in Evil Dead

[EatAjaxAndDie]

did not get tree raped

[paradox]

ashes in the can

[EatAjaxAndDie]

got canned by Ash Ketchum

[paradox]

pokes pokemons

[EatAjaxAndDie]

loves to get squirted by Squirtle

[paradox]

drinks squirt

[EatAjaxAndDie]

drinks straight from the bottle

[paradox]

was weened as a child

[EatAjaxAndDie]

broke the spout

[unchaste]

has an obese feline

[EatAjaxAndDie]

will have obese felines

[paradox]

wants a pheeline