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Is using small phrases

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Uses words that, while on flu meds, I cannot understand

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Her fireplace has a flu for cleaning...

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Has a fireplace, while I do not

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needs a fireplace

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can make her a fireplace :):blink:

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forks in a firebrick factory giving orders from a planquin carried around the works

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Is using tounge twisters

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Doesn't want me to say what I'm really thinking....

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May say it anyway...

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Nah...I'll be good.

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has a twisted mind

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Wants me to flash him

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likes white meat

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Knows that stormtroopers wear white

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chases me in dreams wielding a teflon coated frying pan

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Orders pay-per-view porn because he likes being hit in the spatula and spoon rests with the pan.

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doesnt know i dont have cable (asside from discovery channel what is there worth watching?)

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Admit it. I was funny.

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Is modest

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Is more than mildly funny

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likes mild salsa

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Is a hot tamale

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Goes to market...

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Picks pecks of pickled peppers

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