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Thinks it's a good thing that it's not me with the schoolgirl costume, in a way...because that's just too kinky.

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Is thinking about kinky things.

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Broke the Hiemen of the night

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Has added to the kinkiness

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doesn't have a bunny costume.

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Makes paper bunnies.

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Meat shield.

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Heat sink.

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doesnt make much sense

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Takes nine naps a day.

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Slob Dylan.

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Is documenting the growth of american ants by location and breed.

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Has a brand new dance.

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Does the shimmy shake every night - 4 times on the weekend.

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invented the caramel apple.

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Tried making apple carmel...

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Would buy cigarettes at McDonald's. that is if they would come out with the 'McSmoke' .

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Would sell me "McSmoke"

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I would like to McSmoke down with him but I'm plumb out.

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Should buy more plums...

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knows how to spell plum better than me.

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is waiting for that dgn spellcheck feature to save him.

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Is waiting for the Mothership. He's got his Nikes on and everything.

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Sold me his seat on the mothership.

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probes alien plumber crack

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