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Doesn't know my asshole capabilities...(I know I'm leaving myself open to some sort of immature crack here...((crack...like my choice of words??))

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Lives ten minutes from Linden.

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live unter der lindens

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Was last seen hanging around Johnny Rotten.

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Is the "rotten" in "Knoxville"

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knocks his rocks.

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reminds me of gothic snow white

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Reminds me of ....................well, someone.

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Is someone

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Is not a toys r us kid.

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rides the giraffe around town and sings abba

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made me give a hearty chuckle.

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Is polishing his shackles.

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swallowed the key to the shackles

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Was the "shackler"

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knows where to shack up.

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Shacks up with peoples moms (runs off sobbing)

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sobs tears of joy.

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cries into his pillow on a nightly basis!

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Has a name that doesn't exactly suit her personality since she's always been adorable to me

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Wishes she would have gotten the surgery done so that she feels better.

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Dirty dances whenever Mars sings...

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sings dirty songs

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should know that DBK doesn't sing dirty songs.. not in public anyway :laugh:

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