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sat on a rock, in a rainforest, playing chess with a turtle.

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Shoots poisonous darts at Pigmys.

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Petitioned the courts to change the name of the Penil system

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would like a massage while he's working

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Would like some sushi

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Needs a soundproof partition so he can have sex with his wife at work.

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Would like some sushi

I do not like sushi. *squirm* ick.

could market sound-proof partitions...

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Needs a soundproof partition so he can have sex with his wife at work.

Makes me sigh

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Needs a sigh sign

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obviously needs some lovin'

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needs a tree cut down

that was phor phee

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cuz i'm to slow
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Is slow. But cute. For a poopy pants lover.

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wants to booggie-ooggie-ooggie all night

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Has me confused with a guy that wears white.

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makes me laugh. :)

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Ate the family bird

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Ate it ALL.

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Was so sick but then he got better

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Was better but got even MORE bettererer...

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Was in a car once... it was great

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Does things .. with the greatest of ease.

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Has the hairstyle that reminds me of a bowling ball.

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Has not shot at me in a fortnight

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Hasn't dressed up as a bunny so I could.

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Invented the term "bold print"

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