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should be cleaning his house.

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should be cleaning his house.

is correct

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wears pink panties on the third Thursday of every month

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Doesn't wear a stitch of clothing while doing the dishes on weekends.

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wants to help her with the weekend dishes

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wants to help her with the weekend dishes

Mistakes observations for desires.

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is observant when Odim makes a mistake

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hums the theme to Rocky when he climbs stairs

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Pounces on marshmallows and fried Twinkies

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is playful in the morning

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loves pillows

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Loves pillow fights.

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wants to be beaten with pillows

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Has pillows with pennies for beating hair messer-uppers.

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wants to be a quilted quicker picker upper, much like Bounty

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Will spin you right round baby right round like a record.

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Drives a street legal indy car, and flips off the cops every day with a big grin on his face.

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owns a pastry shop in Amsterdam

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Sings Kumbaya at a goth club.

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Still looks like Mr Clean.

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picks his nose while standing at the summit of Mount Rushmore.

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wonders what the presidents would look like picking their noses'

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Contemplates leaping from tall shrubberies.

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contemplates having a broccoli fight in Singapore.

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Made me want broccoli and cheese...

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