DGN Variety Show

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Um, yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking when I read this. There's a difference between having talent and having quirks... :grin

Side show freak show, is more like it.

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[Paper Hearts]

Um, yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking when I read this.  There's a difference between having talent and having quirks... :grin

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Right. Like how I can get completly oblitterated with alcohol and transform into a total jerk-that's not really a "talent". ...Now, Daevion's amazing Cheeze-it devouring ability, on the other hand...that's something people would pay to see.

[Guest MsMaldoror]

There are some talented musicians and artists on this board, but I personally don't consider eating Cheez Its (sorry, Daevion), reciting bad poetry, and telling jokes a "talent."

Right. Like how I can get completly oblitterated with alcohol and transform into a total jerk-that's not  really a "talent". ...Now, Daevion's amazing Cheeze-it devouring ability, on the other hand...that's something people would pay to see.

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[CheezIts]

You are wrong, MsM. Daevion is VERY talented when it comes to eating me. No one eats me like he does.

There are some talented musicians and artists on this board, but I personally don't consider eating Cheez Its (sorry, Daevion), reciting bad poetry, and telling jokes a "talent."

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[Paper Hearts]

There are some talented musicians and artists on this board, but I personally don't consider eating Cheez Its (sorry, Daevion), reciting bad poetry, and telling jokes a "talent."

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Float brought up having a "DGN jam session" before, with all of the musicians from here, like a back yard kind of "keger", kind of thing...everyone was down for it, it was just getting a good venue. -Float lives in Ohio, which I think is sort of outside the Detroit area, and therefore, very dangerous.

[sinnaminn]

Oh by the way Marblez, our kids are monsters.

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You take that back Mr.!Our son will be two in October so he's a little bratty

no more so then any other little ones at that age and our daughter is a sweetheart!

Count me in the varity show!So long as we can work snow white into it.I'm looking for an excuse to use my dress again!

[JaneDead]

*chomp* *chomp* *chomp*

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*wooka wooka wooka*

[SomeDanGuy]

It's times like this that I wish I had choreographed a Tae Kwon Do sequence to music years ago so I didn't have to do any prep work :-/

Let's just turn this into a speed-eating contest. Now THAT I could do!

[An_Incomplete_heart]

*wooka wooka wooka*

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I Love Foozie !!! I'm watching the muppetshow right now...in fact I think I'm going to start a thread abut it right now...

[Medea]

Dude.. I could maybe get the motivation to actually write that stand up routine I've been thinking about, or I could just go on stage and sing. Either way.

And wheresmypiggy could do some sexy burlesque!

[Vater Araignee]

There are some talented musicians and artists on this board, but I personally don't consider eating Cheez Its (sorry, Daevion), reciting bad poetry, and telling jokes a "talent."

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Really? Let me write a joke. well find fifty people 25 for you twenty five for me.

We tell the same joke and I'll bet that I get more laughs.

Timing and delivery are a talent.

Actuly I already have the joke. The tale of Raymond

[the eternal]

Yeah I always meant to write some stand up material

then I realized I was too lazy...

and not funny.

It kind of took away the motivation there.

But I can do a mean death metal cover of a Frank Sinatra tune

and I have some interesting poetry that I may not be too embarassed to read

Hell I could always read someone elses, if it was cool

[bean]

I could read my poetry (unless it sucks and no one has bothered to tell me), but I have social anxiety, so I would have to get a little tipsy before hand, otherwise I would have a panic attack, then pass out, which could be funny all on its own.

[the eternal]

I could read my poetry (unless it sucks and no one has bothered to tell me), but I have social anxiety, so I would have to get a little tipsy before hand, otherwise I would have a panic attack, then pass out, which could be funny all on its own.

I think we'd be a little too concerned for your well-being for amusement, at least I would, but when Iwas in college, we had pinch readers, ie friends that would read poems the writers felt uncomfortable doing at readings

[Guest Game of Chance]

I can violate audience members for a nickle

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lmao