not how Sock Puppet was made, Obviously

[Vater Araignee]

You're probably asking yourself, 'how do you make a Religious Left Sock Puppet?' It's easy! First, get yourself a sock. (These can be found at many of the same stores that sell clothing.) Now, Put the sock on your left hand so that your middle finger is in the toe and the back of your wrist is in the heel. Now we're ready to make a big mouth for all the sanctimonious words to come out of, so grab those scissors and get cutting. Hmm, let's see, grab some rigid material (a bible will do) and glue some devil red fabric to it, and then thrust it into the sock, securing it with an industrial strength adhesive, and you, my friend are almost there. You just need to dress it up with little eyeballs and give it a name like Reverend Fluffy or Pastor Foot. Now get on out there and spew some claptrap!