The Official DGN Pity Party Thread!!!

[unchaste]

Marblez...you can party with me anytime, you'll be popular in my eyes.

unchaste..you are not selfish, you proved that to me saturday night.

bean water...I like your motto, come see me sometime...

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I did???

[Msterbeau]

Sorry to spoil your pity parties, but I thought I would alert you all to the fact that my life is going well.

Bitch. I hope your dog/cat/pet pees in your coffee.

:woot: :whistling

[Marblez]

Well m only pets are mechanical fish... so I guess that would not be too bad. Although I DO need to change thir water soon.

[Msterbeau]

Well m only pets are mechanical fish... so I guess that would not be too bad. Although I DO need to change thir water soon.

Mech fish??? :doh :doh :doh

[unchaste]

Damnit, I wish I'd thoguht of an insult like this:

Bitch.  I hope your dog/cat/pet pees in your coffee.

  :woot:  :whistling

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I feel so unoriginal.

[Brenda Starrr]

I have to have my right rotor, caliper, and bolt replaced. What'll it cost, you ask? Just a mere $369.00. WHAT A DEAL!

[Msterbeau]

Damnit, I wish I'd thoguht of an insult like this:

I feel so unoriginal.

:blushing :blushing :blushing

[Msterbeau]

I have to have my right rotor, caliper, and bolt replaced. What'll it cost, you ask? Just a mere $369.00. WHAT A DEAL!

More like, what a rip off.

Dammit Bren. Why do you live so far away???? I could do this for the price of the parts, which would be, like... $75... Maybe a little more depending on the type of car.

[Brenda Starrr]

Marc, I'm so upset about this, it's not even funny.

[Marblez]

Multiple crushes were revelaed to me over the past weekend.

Damn, life sucks.

[Draco1958]

Multiple crushes were revelaed to me over the past weekend.

Damn, life sucks.

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Can't say I have a crush on you yet(LOL)however I can truthfully say I am looking forward to meeting you. GRRRRR sweetie GRRRRR

[Msterbeau]

Marc, I'm so upset about this, it's not even funny.

Wayne's not a car fixing kinda guy? =(

[Brenda Starrr]

Wayne's not a car fixing kinda guy?  =(

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No. He's a computer fixing kind of guy.

[the eternal]

Multiple crushes were revelaed to me over the past weekend.

Damn, life sucks.

"Damn, life sucks."

I assume this is sarcasm? :blink :blink

[saechalyn]

I have a massive headache, and I have successfully screwed myself over in multiple aspects of life.

[Marblez]

"Damn, life sucks."

I assume this is sarcasm?  :blink  :blink

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It is about 50% sarcasm and 50% "How the hell do you react to this?? It doesn't happen to ME!!"

[Msterbeau]

No. He's a computer fixing kind of guy.

Useful..... Brakes aren't difficult. I could talk him through it...

What is the bolt you mentioned? One that holds the wheel on?

Edited October 4, 2005 by Msterbeau

[Msterbeau]

It is about 50% sarcasm and 50% "How the hell do you react to this?? It doesn't happen to ME!!"

Apparently it does fish lady....

[the eternal]

It is about 50% sarcasm and 50% "How the hell do you react to this?? It doesn't happen to ME!!"

Take one part-

everyone likes you on DGN and gets to know you better than they would in a club so they start having a legit crush

+

one part-

You're pretty and nice,

and so when people meet you they're very happy they did

(I know I havent met you--it's the word on the street)

=

Crushes happen to you!

So, in summary,

you're life is good

AND

people want you, not just for a fling but the actual you.

I, ask you ladies and gentelmen of the jury, bring back a verdict of

GUILTY

of not being worth pitying in the pity party thread

guilty guilty guilty nbe gone from this thread of woe.

Oh who am I kidding? We're far too depressed and lethargic to actually carry out the sentence. Just dont wave your happiness in our face too much. :tear

[unchaste]

My feet hurt =(

[Brenda Starrr]

Useful.....  Brakes aren't difficult.  I could talk him through it... 

What is the bolt you mentioned?  One that holds the wheel on?

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I guess. I'm a makeup artist, not a mechanic.

[saechalyn]

It is about 50% sarcasm and 50% "How the hell do you react to this?? It doesn't happen to ME!!"

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I know the feeling...it doesn't happen to me either, so it makes me suspicious.

[Killer_Bunnie]

I've been sick since friday and I'm not getting much better. I need cuddles but they live 2 hours away and he's sick to.

[Msterbeau]

I guess. I'm a makeup artist, not a mechanic.

No problemo... Some cars have bolts to hold the wheel on... most have a threaded "stud" (Get your mind outta the gutter... Scratch that..it'll never happen. ) and a nut holds the wheel on. I figured the "bolt" you mentioned might be one of those since they are in the same areas as the brakes.

Bah.. nevermind.. I can't fix it from here anyways... :tear

[the eternal]

well Im heading over to you the next time my car acts up and I feel like I need to hit the pity party

Im feeling this intense heartache I cant fully explain