The Official DGN Pity Party Thread!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Why does it have to be cloudy and shitty on my day off?

[phee]

Why does it have to be cloudy and shitty on my day off?

Because god knows you talk to me.... and is punishing you.

[Msterbeau]

I'm cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phee]

I'm cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you need to be held?

[Msterbeau]

That might help. Are you offering?

You don't have to. I wouldn't want to make Paul jelaous....

[phee]

I can send a manwhore over

[unchaste]

Nothing says "I love you" like sending a manwhore to your friend.

[Msterbeau]

::ducks(quaack!!)::

M R not ducks!!

[Msterbeau]

Nothing says "I love you" like sending a manwhore to your friend.

Indeed.

[unchaste]

M R not ducks!!

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What R M, then?

[Msterbeau]

C M E T B T feet? M R mice.

[unchaste]

C M E T B T feet?  M R mice.

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Eek! Keep 'em outta the cake!

[phee]

mmm cake....

[unchaste]

mmm cake....

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Having Homer moment, phee?

[bean]

Still freezing. Thinking of starting a bonfire in the middle of my living room. Need sex. Need booze. Bathtub drains slow so when I take a shower I stand in dirty water. Need draino.

[phee]

Still freezing.  Thinking of starting a bonfire in the middle of my living room.  Need sex.  Need booze.  Bathtub drains slow so when I take a shower I stand in dirty water.  Need draino.

Sounds like a trip to vegas is in order.

[Draco1958]

Still freezing.  Thinking of starting a bonfire in the middle of my living room.  Need sex.  Need booze.  Bathtub drains slow so when I take a shower I stand in dirty water.  Need draino.

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I can bring draino and a plunger for the tub. I'm sure we can find a way to heat things up. Only have a bottle of wine available.

[phee]

I am... troubled

[Rayne]

I need new friends. Friends who aren't selfish asses, anyone volunteer?

[phee]

I need new friends. Friends who aren't selfish asses, anyone volunteer?

Well... that rules me out... sorry

[saechalyn]

I need new friends. Friends who aren't selfish asses, anyone volunteer?

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*raises hand* Me, me, pick me!

Well...I guess I can be a selfish ass...but I don't mean to be I swear!

Edited October 11, 2005 by saechalyn

[pharoh]

lol morning phee

[Rayne]

*raises hand*  Me, me, pick me!   

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I love you Saechalyn!!!!

[phee]

I will stip being selfish if you start paying attention only to me....

[Rayne]

Well... that rules me out... sorry

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Damn. That's seriously sad. :tear