The Official DGN Pity Party Thread!!!

[Homicidalheathen]

I might have to get a second knee surgery soon on the 'good' one this time.

I wish I could just go to discount tire and get a rotation and be done in a half an hour with no pain.

I swear my car is in better shape than me.

Argh!

[phee]

I might have to get a second knee surgery soon on the 'good' one this time.

I wish I could just go to discount tire and get a rotation and be done in a half an hour with no pain.

I swear my car is in better shape than me.

Argh!

That sucks have some black cake....

[bean]

My furnace died and it's cold in the house. At least I will be drunk when I get home and won't feel the cold!

[unchaste]

Still cold. Will continue to be cold until next May/June. I hate it when I know winter's coming. Brrrrrrr!

[phee]

My tounge hurts

[Homicidalheathen]

Run a oral marathon last night, did we Phee??? :whistling

[phee]

No... just too much sugar

[Homicidalheathen]

That is sad. I hate tounge pimples

[unchaste]

My tounge hurts

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Poor phee.

[phee]

Poor phee.

Good morning miss unchaste how goes your recovery?

[unchaste]

I is o-tay. I didn't get wasted enough to be hungover. Thanks for the drink, btw. I got a flat on the way home this, err, morning, though.

[phee]

I am a bad person for buying you a drink when you are underaged... I am going to turn myself into the authorities tommorrow and plead guilty.

[unchaste]

You didn't buy a drink for me. I just happened to be the one to consume it.

[phee]

I still should be beaten

[unchaste]

Okay...I'll spank you next time I see you....*sigh*

[phee]

No I need to be molested by police.... thanks though

[kellygrrrrrl]

I have heartburn......

[kellygrrrrrl]

:doh OOOF man, got a headache to go along with th heartburn now. :doh

[EvilEve]

crampage, sinus's are all funny, too little hours in the day for me NOT to sleep, getting annoyed at work... i should start a cake fight!

[EatAjaxAndDie]

CAKE FIGHT!!!!!

[EvilEve]

i hear black frostinng is kinda hard to get out of clothing...

[EatAjaxAndDie]

So what? ::picks up a piece and tosses it at EvilEve::

[EvilEve]

::ducks(quaack!!)::

[EatAjaxAndDie]

::gets out the supersoaker filled with a soupy frosting mixture:: Lets see how everyone likes this!

[phee]

I werk too much