The Official DGN Pity Party Thread!!!

[Nienna]

I need a massage.. and a good meal!

[bean]

I think I am getting sick again. I am all sore and sleepy and my head hurts. Also, I hate deceptive people...what goes around comes around, believe that. Revenge is a bitch.

[Mikielikesit]

i really don't have nothing to whin and complain about , but can a brother get an "AWWW" :tear

[bean]

awww.

My nose is bleeding a little. I woke up this morning with a bloody nose.

[unchaste]

I just got a text message that said:

"I hope u die a slow painful death! U will always be a miserable fat slut. Thanx for ruining my life."

All this from my ex because I refused to stay the night with him. Whiney bastard. I so should have pepper sprayed his ass.

[Rayne]

I just got a text message that said:

"I hope u die a slow painful death! U will always be a miserable fat slut.  Thanx for ruining my life."

All this from my ex because I refused to stay the night with him.  Whiney bastard.  I so should have pepper sprayed his ass.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yes, you should have.

[Rayne]

I'm sick. :tear

[DarkVampire]

Life sucks and than you die.

People will ask why o why.

A shame your concerns are a bit late.

But that's how it is with this damned fate.

[Marblez]

Pity me for I have gotten no birthday spankins.

[odims_sphere]

I haven't pooped in a flushable toilet in 7 months

Edited November 3, 2005 by odims_sphere

[odims_sphere]

Just so we understand, I have pooped though, and not just on the ground anywhere even though that is acceptable in this culture.

Edited November 3, 2005 by odims_sphere

[phee]

Thank you sir..... You have enlightened me as always

[odims_sphere]

Thank you sir..... You have enlightened me as always

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

*bows*

Anything I can do to make your life more informed

[phee]

Anything?

[Homicidalheathen]

I don't understand the pooping thing.

You have an outhouse? Where the hell do you live?

I am sad today. My best freinds dad is dying of cancer and she is crying and my goddaughter (her kid) just found out grandma from the other side of the family is dying of cancer too.

What is with all of this cancer???

[Rayne]

You have an outhouse?  Where the hell do you live?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

He's in Iraq or something. My cousin is over there...he said the very same thing.

[odims_sphere]

Mix equal parts morters and gunfire, along with no sewage control and very bad chow and thats Iraq. Or Detroit, but I'm pretty sure it's Iraq

[phee]

Or maybe Howell

[Homicidalheathen]

It sounds like Detroit but in a dust bowl.

So what is on your xmas wish list...

A porta potty?

Charmin.......

We could send you some reading matterial for when your uh........

[odims_sphere]

It sounds like Detroit but in a dust bowl.

So what is on your xmas wish list...

A porta potty?

Charmin.......

We could send you some reading matterial for when your uh........

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Thank you sweety, but I'll be home for christmas. I've been here for a year already.

I can't wait to see the swirling waters of a toilet again.

It's the simple things in life we take for granted.

[phee]

YEah... like Windsor Prostitutes

[odims_sphere]

YEah... like Windsor Prostitutes

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Nothing better the hoes and toilets.

[Rayne]

Nothing better the hoes and toilets.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'll have to remember this and never take hoes and toilets for granted......anymore......

[Rayne]

I just found a shitload of porn....and it's NOT MINE!!!!!

(thankful I passworded my laptop at the moment)

[odims_sphere]

I just found a shitload of porn....and it's NOT MINE!!!!!

(thankful I passworded my laptop at the moment)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

That's where I put it... Sorry about that.