The Official DGN Pity Party Thread!!!

[pharoh]

I was in my martial arts class testing for my new belt, and I was doing board breaking....well they had the board holder set alittle to low...I asked them to raise it (in thier defense I said it quietly) and they didn't hear me....well I got mad and went for it anyways, and I am retarted. I smashed into the metal bar of the board holder with enough force to break about 5 boards.......I am now just getting full use of my foot again, the inside ankle is now black and blue......and I have nobody to blame but myself =(

[PhatGoth]

i ain't picky when it comes to food

i like cheesy cakes and snacky puffs too

you like chitlins and twinkies?

do you like cheezy poofs and snacky cakes?

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[PhatGoth]

i'm sad because my post about magic tricks and disappearing disappeared

or maybe a mod deleted it

i don't get these dang rules

when is troy going to start running his own board again?

[Saephyr]

Still haven't gotten on a damned face yet!

FUCK I have no faith at this point

[unchaste]

WHY

is it that when I finally fall for someone that...

a) is available

b) is an actual gentleman

c) shares many common interests with me

d) actually reads

e) is intelligent

f) worships the ground upon which I tread

...everyone else decides that they want me?

Ex #1 gets all psycho-obsessive, then apologetic (You had me long enough)

Ex #2 pops out of the woodwork after 3 monthes and decides to tell me that he loves me (You fucked up even when I gave you a second chance)

Ex #3 is upset because I did a complete 180-degree-turn in my feelings for him (Let's face reality, you & I could never be)

I really need to stop answering my phone, this is driving me insane.

[Falstaff]

Still haven't gotten on a damned face yet!

Wait....as in "climbed atop a face", or...wait, what?

[Mikielikesit]

Ah I just want nothing nothing nothing nothing and i won't stop until I get it

[bean]

I am having sharp stabbing pains on my right side..it really hurts!

[odims_sphere]

my o key desn't wrk well, I think I'm ging t use the 0 key instead

[Brenda Starrr]

I want to take a vacation. I need to take one. Now is not the time. Dammit.

[phee]

I am hungry.... lets go get a taco

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll be right there.

[phee]

Sweet

[Rayne]

Wait, I wanna go too.

[phee]

I have always wanted to eat a couple of tacos with girls

[odims_sphere]

You could SHARE some of your extra tacos.

[Homicidalheathen]

My grandpa has had lukemia for a while now, I went and saw him....I know he is dying but. He is planning his own funeral to not be a burden. That is so dark even for a goth like me. It is depressing me. Suck ass life this year suck suck suck.

[slingerlandstyx]

my o key desn't wrk well, I think I'm ging t use the 0 key instead

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w0rd!

[Brenda Starrr]

Well, my friend is okay. I hope I didn't wreck our friendship by telling said friend how I felt about not talking in a while....... :tear

[Rayne]

Good to hear Brenda.

My Pity Party entry: I miss someone's company. :tear

That is all.

[Msterbeau]

Friends invited me over but I'm tired....

[Rayne]

My cell phone is being stupid and giving me some kind of stupid error message when I'm trying to upload pictures from my computer to the phone -- so tomorrow I have to go visit Sprint to get it taken care of so I can be happy sporting Skyline pictures.

--Seriously not cool.

[unchaste]

I am hungry.... lets go get a taco

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Tacos are great

[bean]

I still want my fist to meet some face, I still have stabbing pains on my right side, my head is killing me, and my roof is leaking. Shoot me now please.

[odims_sphere]

I still want my fist to meet some face, I still have stabbing pains on my right side, my head is killing me, and my roof is leaking.  Shoot me now please.

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*bang* doh! missed, sorry. I'm sure you can spackle over that hole in the wall.