Things that should be obvious...

[soothsayer]

...but aren't. Here's a list I found that has some things that some women either do not already know of or are oblivious too. This isn't directed at anyone, just in general.

Things men would like for women to know and keep in mind.

We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around.

We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're with you.

Don't go into detail about your period.

If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month, we can figure it out from there.

If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

We never shave our legs. So get over it.

NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.

When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

We absolutely do not care about what other guys look like. We’re not competing with them or comparing you to other women.

Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

Pamela Anderson's boobs may be large, but we like yours better anyway.

Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

PMS is not an excuse.

If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.

Don't tell us how cute or good your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.

We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends. (can you detect the sarcasm here?)

*Let the rock throwing begin* :fear

[Brenda Starrr]

We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Take a bath first.

Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

Quit lying. We know you just want a piece of ass.

Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around.

You first.

We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're with you.

Men are blind from many, many years of masturbation.

Don't go into detail about your period.

Well, since you might consider us inhuman, we're going to tell you alllllllll about it! Sit down and enjoy!

If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month, we can figure it out from there.

No, you can't. Your penis isn't THAT smart.

If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

We can't handle it when you make us look bad.

We never shave our legs. So get over it.

Okay. If you REALLY want to make love to Joe Namath, we'll stop shaving.

NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.

Shut up. You want eyeliner. And you know it.

When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

Quit lying just to get some ass. It's so unflattering.

We absolutely do not care about what other guys look like. We’re not competing with them or comparing you to other women.

LIAR, LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!

Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

Who says we apologize? Dream on.

You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

Some of us do. You're just too blind from masturbation to see it.

We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

Why? So we can be shot down?

Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

Wah. Like you've never done it to us.

Pamela Anderson's boobs may be large, but we like yours better anyway.

LIAR, LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!

Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

Says you!

PMS is not an excuse.

Take that knife out of your back and say that again.

If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.

Uh, no. Just....no.

Don't tell us how cute or good your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

Wah. He WAS cute. So there.

NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.

Not everyone thinks that. Don't be so closed minded.

We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends. (can you detect the sarcasm here?)

Oh yes. Clear as day, babe.

[The_Dark]

If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.

I live by that one....

[Brenda Starrr]

Put on your boxing gloves, babe!!!

And you're not allowed to say "fuck you" to me. I'll put your eye out!

[slingerlandstyx]

We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Take a bath first.

Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

Quit lying. We know you just want a piece of ass.

Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around.

You first.

We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're with you.

Men are blind from many, many years of masturbation.

Don't go into detail about your period.

Well, since you might consider us inhuman, we're going to tell you alllllllll about it! Sit down and enjoy!

If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month, we can figure it out from there.

No, you can't. Your penis isn't THAT smart.

If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

We can't handle it when you make us look bad.

We never shave our legs. So get over it.

Okay. If you REALLY want to make love to Joe Namath, we'll stop shaving.

NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.

Shut up. You want eyeliner. And you know it.

When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

Quit lying just to get some ass. It's so unflattering.

We absolutely do not care about what other guys look like. We’re not competing with them or comparing you to other women.

LIAR, LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!

Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

Who says we apologize? Dream on.

You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

Some of us do. You're just too blind from masturbation to see it.

We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

Why? So we can be shot down?

Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

Wah. Like you've never done it to us.

Pamela Anderson's boobs may be large, but we like yours better anyway.

LIAR, LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!

Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

Says you!

PMS is not an excuse.

Take that knife out of your back and say that again.

If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.

Uh, no. Just....no.

Don't tell us how cute or good your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

Wah. He WAS cute. So there.

NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.

Not everyone thinks that. Don't be so closed minded.

We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends. (can you detect the sarcasm here?)

Oh yes. Clear as day, babe. 

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Brilliance. Pure and simple genius. Sooth does have a couple of points that are good, but not all(most, IMO) are so closed-minded.

[Brenda Starrr]

Yup.

Let's get ready to rumbllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

lllllllllllllllllllllllle!

[DarkVampire]

lalala :blink

[soothsayer]

...but aren't. Here's a list I found that has some things that some women either do not already know of or are oblivious too.

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NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.

Not everyone thinks that. Don't be so closed minded.

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For this all I have to say is, I do not think it makes me narrow minded to know, for a fact, that more men than women will admit do not have that curiosity. That does not make me close minded.

Sooth does have a couple of points that are good, but not all (most, IMO) are so closed-minded.

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Ok, for this I say please read the quote from my original post. I did not write this and I said so right away.

[Brenda Starrr]

Wow. Someone has NO sense of humor tonight!

[Msterbeau]

I count five men vs Bren. I'm selling tickets and my money's on her... :laughing

[Brenda Starrr]

I count five men vs Bren.  I'm selling tickets and my money's on her...    :laughing

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One of the smartest men I know.

She's gonna cheat and just whip out "the girls" to win the argument

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Nope. I can speak quite eloquently if I so chose.

Nya, nya, nya!!

[saechalyn]

Brenda, I adore you.

*sits on cushion and eats popcorn, continues to watch the spectacle*

[Draco1958]

This is gonna be interesting, several guys on the floor in pain and Brenda all hot and sweaty and breathing hard. Something about Brenda breathing hard, her chest heaving with each breathe.....ummmmm.....nvm, gonna take a cold shower now.

[Brenda Starrr]

And just how many beers does it take for that side to come out.  :woot: 

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Oh, you're just asking for trouble that you couldn't possibly handle.....

Bring it, babe.

[Steven]

...but aren't. Here's a list I found that has some things that some women either do not already know of or are oblivious too. This isn't directed at anyone, just in general.

Things men would like for women to know and keep in mind.

We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around.

We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're with you.

Don't go into detail about your period.

If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month, we can figure it out from there.

If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

We never shave our legs. So get over it.

NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.

When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

We absolutely do not care about what other guys look like. We’re not competing with them or comparing you to other women.

Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

Pamela Anderson's boobs may be large, but we like yours better anyway.

Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

PMS is not an excuse.

If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.

Don't tell us how cute or good your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.

We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends. (can you detect the sarcasm here?)

*Let the rock throwing begin*  :fear

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Damn this was good. Damn!!!! Soothsayer just got 20 cool points in

Steve-O Land....

[Steven]

We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Take a bath first.

Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

Quit lying. We know you just want a piece of ass.

Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around.

You first.

We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're with you.

Men are blind from many, many years of masturbation.

Don't go into detail about your period.

Well, since you might consider us inhuman, we're going to tell you alllllllll about it! Sit down and enjoy!

If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month, we can figure it out from there.

No, you can't. Your penis isn't THAT smart.

If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

We can't handle it when you make us look bad.

We never shave our legs. So get over it.

Okay. If you REALLY want to make love to Joe Namath, we'll stop shaving.

NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.

Shut up. You want eyeliner. And you know it.

When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

Quit lying just to get some ass. It's so unflattering.

We absolutely do not care about what other guys look like. We’re not competing with them or comparing you to other women.

LIAR, LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!

Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

Who says we apologize? Dream on.

You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

Some of us do. You're just too blind from masturbation to see it.

We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

Why? So we can be shot down?

Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

Wah. Like you've never done it to us.

Pamela Anderson's boobs may be large, but we like yours better anyway.

LIAR, LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!

Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

Says you!

PMS is not an excuse.

Take that knife out of your back and say that again.

If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.

Uh, no. Just....no.

Don't tell us how cute or good your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

Wah. He WAS cute. So there.

NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.

Not everyone thinks that. Don't be so closed minded.

We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends. (can you detect the sarcasm here?)

Oh yes. Clear as day, babe. 

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And Brenda came in at a close 2nd, gets 19 cool points. I aint kissin no boys though, tell you that straight up....

[Brenda Starrr]

And Brenda came in at a close 2nd, gets 19 cool points.  I aint kissin no boys though, tell you that straight up....

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Still love ya, Steven.

[Steven]

If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.

I live by that one....

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World Peace could be a stone's throw away if women just accepted this completely logical request.....

[Steven]

Put on your boxing gloves, babe!!!

And you're not allowed to say "fuck you" to me. I'll put your eye out!

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Nobody says "Fuck You" in my house either. We get pissed - but even in confrontation there should be a degree of respect.

Side Note:

You ladies may want to consider one thing as well....Men have a silent understanding amongst one another in regards to what is ok to say - and what is NOT ok to say to one another. We do not cross that line if we do not want to have to beat the shit out of each other. Women however - quite often - step all over that line simply because they feel something strongly. You can say the right thing - very wrongly. And despite how clear it may be to you - once you crossed that line you've lost contact with our sense of reason and it shall not be back for quite some time, because men are men, stupid as it sounds, its a fact.

I LOVE IT - when Laura (my wife) respects me, even in times of confrontation. Its a turn on honestly, and more often than not, it makes me want to consider her point of view, simply because she placed value in me by not crossing the respect line. It makes me want to give back.

[Brenda Starrr]

Steven, you're on a roll tonight.

[Steven]

Yeah... the Geritol is startin to kick in....

[Brenda Starrr]

Need my cane? How about my huge, dark sunglasses. I'd wrestle with froyn, but I'm scared that I'll break a hip and be left to die on my bathroom floor.

[Steven]

I'm far too proud for a cane babe, I'm like one of those old farts that shouldent drive but still does....

[JaneDead]

i would NEVER be upset if the guys in my house left the seat up. it would mean they actually lifted it in the FIRST place instead of pissing all over the seat they left down.

[slingerlandstyx]

i would NEVER be upset if the guys in my house left the seat up. it would mean they actually lifted it in the FIRST place instead of pissing all over the seat they left down.

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