Things that should be obvious...

[slingerlandstyx]

Need my cane? How about my huge, dark sunglasses. I'd wrestle with froyn, but I'm scared that I'll break a hip and be left to die on my bathroom floor.

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Hmmm, bathroom wrestling... Sounds like a new reality TV show in the making!

[Killer_Bunnie]

ok, the toilet seat thing, I used to leave it up, I was the only female in the house, but out of habit my boyfriend would feel the need to move the seat, so he'd put it down and piss all over it, eew, I just started to leave it down so that would never happen again.

this thread is amusing though, but for the most part I'm on the guys side though definatly not one of them.

[Msterbeau]

The toilet seat thing only counts for female children. They don't always remember to put the seat down and might fall in... :laughing Or, in the case of my older (6 years old) daughter, she goes to the bathroom in her sleep in the middle of the night. I'm thinking it's not fair to expect her to wake up and put the seat down.... :whistling

[Dollardave]

The toilet seat thing only counts for female children.  They don't always remember to put the seat down and might fall in...  :laughing    Or, in the case of my older (6 years old) daughter, she goes to the bathroom in her sleep in the middle of the night.    I'm thinking it's not fair to expect her to wake up and put the seat down....  :whistling

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Does she ever leave u a #2 in the middle of the night? lol.

[JaneDead]

The toilet seat thing only counts for female children.  They don't always remember to put the seat down and might fall in...  :laughing    Or, in the case of my older (6 years old) daughter, she goes to the bathroom in her sleep in the middle of the night.    I'm thinking it's not fair to expect her to wake up and put the seat down....  :whistling

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what a thoughtful dad =)

[Msterbeau]

Does she ever leave u a #2 in the middle of the night?  lol.

Dunno... Never looked. :blink

All I know is... if I'm up late, sometimes she'll float past...do her thing and float back to her room. It's like I don't exisit. *shrugs*

[soothsayer]

Damn this was good.  Damn!!!!  Soothsayer just got 20 cool points in

Steve-O Land....

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My coolness is being reconized.

[EvilEve]

you get 3 gold stars from me.

[The Void]

women that keep going after the ass instead of the guy with a head on his shoulders

some of us have even gone for the guy with the ass on his shoulders or the head up his ass, whichever- same difference. *lol*

At any rate, men and women wish we both knew wtf we were each talking about. You should all know by now that we're from Jupiter and you guys are from Penis and that's that. OK.

Once and for all it's solved, the cradle of the sexes has rocked, the house of cards has fallen and we can all go on merrily having good relationships now since we kow the keys to life. wOO hOO

NOT!

[gothicmom]

We have to keep the lid down on our toilet. One of our cats likes to play with the water. Then you sit on a watery seat!!!! eeeewwww

[Mizstomp]

Sometimes, it's nice to be reassured.

[soothsayer]

Somehow this thread became ground zero for toilet seat etiquette.

[Msterbeau]

That must mean something, though I'm at a loss to say what... :blink

[Homicidalheathen]

It means...don't sprinkle when you tinkle......

Or forget to put the seat down.....I had quite a scare the other night and had to jump in the shower half asleep.....not cool guys. :erm

[soothsayer]

It means...don't sprinkle when you tinkle......

Or forget to put the seat down.....I had quite  a scare the other night and had to jump in the shower half asleep.....not cool guys. :erm

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I didn't do it. :innocent

[Killer_Bunnie]

Or forget to put the seat down.....I had quite  a scare the other night and had to jump in the shower half asleep.....not cool guys. :erm

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ugh, I hate when I have to shower like that to!! but the seat is like usual down when it happens, who wants to show my family how to put the damn thing up before they decorate it??

[Killer_Bunnie]

ok, to get back to things that should be obvious, I'm not a mind reader, that is a given, so I can't stand it when I'm expected to know everything, I don't and I never will. that and once in a while I'd like a phone call, phones are more personal than chatting. my post has turned to griping, sorry

[soothsayer]

ok, to get back to things that should be obvious, I'm not a mind reader, that is a given, so I can't stand it when I'm expected to know everything, I don't and I never will. that and once in a while I'd like a phone call, phones are more personal than chatting. my post has turned to griping, sorry

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Hmmmmmm........