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The Sistine Chapel, so the curators go batshit crazy when I use the nearest priceless work of art as a napkin.

Do you know the muffin man?

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A yes i know the muffin man and if you see him again remind him he owes me 20 dollars

Q reeses or snickers which is your favorite candy bar?

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A: I'd have to say snickers since reeses isn't really a bar.

Q: if you could choose any one person (other than yourself) to be ruler of the world, who would it be?

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Someone with multiple personalities... because no one person should rule the world.

Favorite scientific theory?

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quantum entanglement

women or children first?

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Yes... women or children first.... but childish women have to wait.

What do you think the big red button does?

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Ummm, they should have probably removed that during infancy.

shh, be still, now do you feel that?

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I feel you beating me to the punch and I am now editing this.

What are you doing, and where are you ?

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I am at work... working

In the future, what will you think about the past of the present time's yet to come?

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a: I think they will all occupy the same point in time.

q: Is time linear, circular, or a bouncy red ball?

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id say circular because time does seem to repeat itself

Q pete and repete were sitting on a fence pete fell off. who is left on the fence?

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A. Two guys sitting on a fence, one fell off so the other one is left. (I remember this joke:)

Q: Are you a vampire?

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A. Two guys sitting on a fence, one fell off so the other one is left. (I remember this joke:)

Q: Are you a vampire?

A. No, i am a vampire cannibal.

Q. Isn't there a word for that? What is it?

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I think that is just cannibal if I am not mistaken.

What is one of the most obscure interesting facts you know?

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A. In america, people in prison cannot vote for president... but they can run for president.

Q. which U.S. president do you most resemble?

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I suppose I ummm..... have no idea.... Warren G Harding?

What is your favorite type of weather?

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A brisk cloudy day filled with the scent of decaying leaves and rain in the clouds.

What is inside that box over there?

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Gwenyth Paltrow's Head?

Would you rather have a frog in your throat or a porcupine stuck to your face?

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A brisk cloudy day filled with the scent of decaying leaves and rain in the clouds.

What is inside that box over there?

A: ...all the evils in the world.

Q: Would you open the box?

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No, we got too much shit going on as it is. We don't need the apocalypse.

Do you have a favorite sport?

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it appears there has been some discombobulation in the Q&A's...

A: (to Phee's question) ...porcupine in the face.

A: (to KatRN05's question) ...no, sports no me gusta.

Q: what kind of food least describes your favorite color?

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Creamed Corn....

What is one of the strangest things you have ever seen in your life?

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A: many many years ago i saw a very large and very realistic Jesus as a cloud formation. It was kind of scary.

Q: do you think that was a sign of some sort, or was i right to ignore it as a possible hallucination? (and no i was not on LSD or anything)

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I am not one to say... but I have my opinion... but I can't tell you what to think or believe.... not my place...

What is the most interesting experience you have had this week?

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I am not one to say... but I have my opinion... but I can't tell you what to think or believe.... not my place...

What is the most interesting experience you have had this week?

Trying out the cruise control in my new truck; With it turned on, I can drive down the highway at the set speed, and if need be, I can increase or decrease my speed by the touch of the button on the steering wheel. I know this sounds utterly mundane to most who read this, but I am sometimes fascinated by stuff like this.

Do you like hot weather, why or why not ?

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