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I do not like hot weather in the summer only in the winter:)

Do you like green eggs and ham?

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I have never had them... but I like eggs and I like ham... so I guess the green can't hurt....

Where is the last place you want to be corned by the cops in?

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Cornered ? I don't want a damn thing to do with cops, and I make sure I don't do anything to give them a reason to corner me.

Do you like jumblaya ?

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A. I'm not sure, I've never tried it.

Q. ...its not green, is it?

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No... its always red....

How do you feel about erotic crossword puzzles?

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A: 6 down and 9 across.

Q: If you were on an airplane, would you choose to eat chicken or fish?

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(Good answer)

Of course I would order the chicken... the fish made everyone on the plain sick!!!

What would your zombie apocalypse weapon of choice be?

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A orbital ark to include a platform with a hefty supply of high-yield thermonuclear drop-from-orbit bombs.

1. It's the only way the be sure.

2. Undead or not, there is very little life or remnant of life that can survive the 10,000 degrees.

What would you do to be sure?

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Depends...

What do you mean by "sure"?

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A. Sure (shûr): impossible to doubt or dispute; certain.

Q. What title of a movie best describes your personality?

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(Good question)

A: What the *bleep* Just Happened? (that title describes me well)

Q: What book do you think has had the most profound effect on you life?

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A: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (I read it when i was a little kid)

Q: What is your favorite sub-atomic particle?

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Ah, I'm all over this one.

A: Down-type quarks.

Q: What's the worst smell you ever did smell?

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a dead dog that had been out in a nearby vacant lot more than a bit too long.

how many times have you been in love?

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A: Only once, with pain pills. We had a very rocky relationship and had to get a divorce.

Q: If you could live for a thousand years, would you want to?

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A: Only once, with pain pills. We had a very rocky relationship and had to get a divorce.

Q: If you could live for a thousand years, would you want to?

A: without hesitation, an emphatic yes!

Q: if you were an inanimate object, what object would best fit/describe you?

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Hmmm.... I think a gas tank that sits in the garage.....

Q: How many times has "IT" happened to you?

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A: Too many times to keep track of... "Information Technology" happens to me all the time now...

Q: Is the glass half full or is it half empty, and what is in the glass anyway?

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Q: Is the glass half full or is it half empty, and what is in the glass anyway?

A: Depends. Half empty if I want more, and half full if I'm happy with what is. (There's a zen lesson to be found there, I think.) The glass is filled with bouncy molecules.

Q: If we did away with all clocks, would we be better or worse off?

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A: Depends. Half empty if I want more, and half full if I'm happy with what is. (There's a zen lesson to be found there, I think.) The glass is filled with bouncy molecules.

Q: If we did away with all clocks, would we be better or worse off?

That really depends on the timing of it.... *runs*

Can you remember the best cup of coffee you ever had?

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That really depends on the timing of it.... *runs*

Can you remember the best cup of coffee you ever had?

Ha!

A: Yes - every current cup of coffee is the best cup of coffee I've ever had.

Q: Did you ever request a song on the radio?

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Yes but it was a local high school station. Have a favorite cartoon?

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Fav cartoon? Danger Mouse, or perhaps The Tick... or maybe Freakaziod.

If you could hear one song right now... what would it be?

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Adam and the Ants- Prince Charming. Favorite raw veggie to eat?

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Adam and the Ants- Prince Charming. Favorite raw veggie to eat?

Carrots

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