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Carrots

now you also need to ask a question! :thumbup:

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cauliflower

alien vs predator vs the terminater who wins?

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cauliflower

alien vs predator vs the terminater who wins?

Terminators are too near indestructable for the other two so terminator wins. Jedi or sith?

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Jedi....Yoda to be exact.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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not enough to satisfy his slavedriving bastard o a boss.

what would make you most happy right this minute?

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not enough to satisfy his slavedriving bastard o a boss.

what would make you most happy right this minute?

heh... it's a secret!

what secret do you feel like getting off your chest right now?

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heh... it's a secret!

what secret do you feel like getting off your chest right now?

A: the secret that i go to a methadone clinic.

Q: BBQ, ranch, or honey mustard?

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:geek:

A: the secret that i go to a methadone clinic.

Q: BBQ, ranch, or honey mustard?

Honey mustared all the way. Western or war movie?

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War movie of course.

Foreign or American made car?

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My car is foreign but I'd prefer it to be American. Beggars can't be chosers.

What would you like for Christmas Little Boy/Girl?

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My car is foreign but I'd prefer it to be American. Beggars can't be chosers.

What would you like for Christmas Little Boy/Girl?

To win the lottery. PBS or the History channel?

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History.

In the event that the alleged apocalypse occurs would you rather be the last human being on earth or die with the rest of the world?

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Die in a blaze of glory.

Have you heard our new song yet?

if not...here you go

Disdain Embrace

and what did you think

<end promotion sequence>

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Very good! 4 wheel drive or sports car?

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4WD, pls

where do you wanna die?

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I don't have my heart set on anyplace really.

Does anyone ever give that thought (of where they'll die) much consideration?

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If I have time and still physically capable I wpuld choose to die oot in the woods living in a lean too and hunting my meals before I kick. Sunrises or sunsets?

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If it is a good evening/night.... BOTH sunset followed by a good sunrise are very nice :)

Don't you wish you had a monkey skull on your desk like me?

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Well, first I would need to have a desk.

Did you know we have Faygo soda out here now ?

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You mean Faygo Pop. No shit.

Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

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A: No, I don't go out in public.

Q: If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

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sequoia

have you ever wanted to run away and join the circus, literally?

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Nope. The only thing I can remember about the last time I went to the circus is the awful stench of tiger urine. Eww!

If you could have any job/career, what would it be?

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Either Guitarist or bassist in a band.

What is your favorite Wild Animal?

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Either Guitarist or bassist in a band.

What is your favorite Wild Animal?

A: Sasquatch

Q: What the heck are you looking at?

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