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Not on purpose.

Would you eat a spider?

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maybe. i kill them for a living.

you like spiders?

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HELL FUCKING NO

Are you an exterminator?

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No....

Are you a Terminator?

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Q & A: Are you Sara Connor?

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Yes... Yes I am....

Are you James Cameron?

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yea. outdoor pest control. basically i drive around 6-9 months of the year (in addition to carpet cleaning and windows and all the other crap i do, but in the summer mainly this) and spray houses on lake st clair or nearby enough that they get infested. nice view but windy days suck.

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annnd. that was late...

no im not?

why do you ask?

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I am not James Cameron. I have breasts and no money.

Do you have breasts and no money?

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i have no money. my old lady has breast though.

can i claim those as mine?

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Only if you have papers.

Do you have papers?

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I have lots of papers on my desk at work....

What time is it?

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hammer time!

stop?

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My music hits me so hard....

don't you think?

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I do.

Do you know how Phunny you are?

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Nope...

Do you?

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I know how phunny you are.

Do you know how funny I am?

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i believe so.

do you agree?

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I am getting an idea....

Funny Joke?

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How do you make a Kleenex dance? You put a little boogie in it.

Your turn?

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken...

Funny?

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

Got another one?

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nope

you?

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Can't think of any right now.

Does your little one tell you jokes?

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yes. sometimes they are surprisingly good. earlier she said 'im glad D.W. doesnt stand for dim wit...' :laughing:

as in arthur.

how many cartoons do you watch because of the kids?

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