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Simmer down HW. I'm tyred/tired of your complaining about (mis)spellings and colours/colors and about humor/humour. LOL :cat:

Ever hit a sheep with your car?

Posted

nope

and its tired, i'm sleepy

tyre on a wheel

where did it all go wrong for tyou lot?

Posted

it all went downhill after i married the Antichrist.

Worst personal relationship you've ever had?

Posted

My ex husband....

Can 2 people be the Antichrist?

Posted

Yes, The Antichrist is an omnipotent entity, capable of being all over your shit.

Worst thing your ex did to you?

Posted

We don't have that kind of time.

You?

Posted

never once told me the truth...for starters

Did you get "the last word in" vs your ex?

Posted

Always

Did your Antichrist have any redeeming qualities?

Posted

Yeah, she'd have been a great spy. Since she could lie about anything. But what she was best at was making me feel guilty. Other than that, nada.

Did yours?

Posted

No. Mine excelled at doing drugs.

Is your ex part of the CIA?

Posted

Worse, she's a nurse. :fear:

Most confirmed lies your ex told in a 5 minute span?

Posted

I can't even count.

How many times can one man say "I wasn't out scoring crack, baby" in 5 minutes?

Posted

Interesting, mine lied about 7 completely different items in that span.

Favorite type of pet?

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My poo-loving cats.

Is your dog really cool?

Posted

Yes, she's a lover. A huge lap doggy

Ever own a reptile?

Posted

I had newts and iguanas

Do you like snakes?

Posted

Not anymore, not since I married one. My next ex will at least be a warmblooded creature...(I hope)

Ya like tropical fish??

Posted

Yes.

Aren't you scared that an expensive fish would die on you?

Posted

Like all things, if you don't try, without fear, you'll never know. I really, really hate watching a $100+ fish doing the backstroke.

Speaking of swimming, you like to swim?

Posted

Yes.

Does the fact that I can only doggie paddle count?

Posted

Yes, it beats the alternative...sinking. :doh:

favorite passtime, not DGN?

Posted

Going to the gym

Does that sound ungoth?

Posted

Not as "ungoth" as being a former tennis pro.

Right??

Posted

Correct.

Do you work out?

Lifting beers doesn't count.

Posted

when the weather permits, I play tennis (hardcore) and i bike about 15-20 miles a day.

What's wrong with 24 oz. curls??? :devil:

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