The Get to Know You Game...

[Nightflyerswmn]

Cookie Crunch

whats your favorite holiday?

[Brenda Starrr]

Anything where I don't have to cook.

Where is everyone today?

[TomCat]

I was working a double.

What's shakin' tonight?

[Brenda Starrr]

My butt.

What's new?

[TomCat]

My project at work. Aye caramba!

How's your tan coming along?

[Brenda Starrr]

I was at the pool for only one day. I used SPF 45 and sat in the shade.

Would you believe that the Florida sun had no respect for my gothy whiteness and gave me a tan anyway?

[TomCat]

damn sun.

How will you untan? LOL

[Brenda Starrr]

I will hide. I don't like being tan.

Do you tan or burn?

[TomCat]

I burn at the thought of sunlight.

Are you familiar with the expression "butt-white?"

[Brenda Starrr]

Yup.

Did you know that my butt is white?

[TomCat]

Yes, I would have guessed so.

So, any tan lines to speak of?

[Brenda Starrr]

A couple

Glad I didn't take pics in my suit?

[TomCat]

disappointed. :tear

Will you now, cuz it made me sad?

[Brenda Starrr]

Hell no!

Do you want me to break my camera?

[TomCat]

Use mine, it has an appreciation.

Posing with a beachball maybe?

[Brenda Starrr]

Something like that.

Do you have any balls that I could use?

[TomCat]

I have more balls than Spalding.

Play tennis?

[Brenda Starrr]

I can beat a man with a racket.

Can you lift your own body weight?

[TomCat]

I'd prefer to lift yours.

I've never been beaten with a racquet. With a paddle, yes, how about you?

[JaneDead]

no.

i have nothing to say...

[Brenda Starrr]

Thank you sir, may I have another?

[TomCat]

Yes, and yet another...

You'd like that, wouldn't you?? LOL

[Brenda Starrr]

You're sick, and I like it.

What caused you to become so demented?

[TomCat]

I got skullfucked by the Antichrist.

Does it show??

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure does, hon.

Will you be able to tell if you've met the right woman?