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I had a sub sandwich.

What's for dinner?

Posted

I don't know.

Why are husbands a pain in the ass?

Posted

I can't answer that.

Why are women?

Posted

I can't answer that, either.

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

Posted

*whistles

Next question? OK, what're ya in the mood for for dinner?

Posted (edited)

Sushi

What are my chances of getting out of the house tonight?

Edited by Paper Hearts
Posted

Ack, hate the stuff.

Hmm, steak, or chicken tonight?

Posted

steak

why?

Posted

steak

why?

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for caloric intake

how could hell be any worse?

Posted (edited)

Sitting next to an ex while being subjected to the saturday night fever or grease soundtrack.

How's that for Hell?

Edited by soothsayer
Posted

sounds heinous.

Worst date in your history?

Posted

???Dunno???

Worst experience at a resteraunt?

Posted

I had a boomba of beer "split" and pour into my lap on a third date (It was an act of God, it was sitiing there for about a minute after the waitress brought it, and it just split along it's "seam."), The third date too, you know, the date I thought I was going to "close the deal." :erm

Your Worst restaurant experience?

Posted

We were seated... and an hour later we were asked how the meal was and if we wanted desert...

Ever been in a bar fight?

Posted

Yep, a couple.

You?

Posted

Nope I am a coward...

What was the last fight you had about?

Posted

A nasty drunk guy got pushy with a girl I know, and I "intervened."

Ever break a boomba of beer over a man's head?

Posted

Nope...

Worst you have ever "done" to someone physically?

Posted

Broke a guys nose & jaw in a fight at a party. It started when he sucker punched me after I asked the girl that he just bitch slapped if she was ok.

Worst accident you've ever seen?

Posted

I saw someones legs get torn off by a bus that jumped the curb...

Best accident you ever had?

Posted

I went down on a bike at about 45 mph and skinned off my left calf, about a square foot of skin to the muscle. It was tasty.

Worst accident you were ever in?

Posted

I accidently caused cancer...

Wait was that me?

Posted

One where I was hit by a speeding attorney in a Jaguar. He thought I'd be too scared to sue. He was VERY wrong.

WTF is a boomba?

Posted

I dunno....

Favorite action movie?

Posted

I'm a fan of the lethal weapon & die hard movies.

Yours?

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