The Get to Know You Game...

[Brenda Starrr]

No. I'm just lucky to breathe.

Do you take breathing for granted?

[Paper Hearts]

No. I'm a shitty breather.

are you waiting with baited breath?

[phee]

I can circular breathe yes...

Sorry It took me so long

Forgive me?

[Paper Hearts]

Well, I'm not christian, so you know i have no morals but...yeah, sure.

what is it with christians and that cultist 1000 yard stare?

[phee]

Not sure...

Do you enjoythings

[Paper Hearts]

i enjoy things, yes, but essentially life is a strain.

do you go Krogering?

[phee]

Not if I can help it...

Do you go whoring?

[Paper Hearts]

no. Contrary to popular belief.

what's my horoscope say?

[phee]

You will wake up do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep...

Good enough?

[Paper Hearts]

can't i get some rest?

[phee]

That is not up to me

is it?

[Paper Hearts]

no, it's up to whoever writes the horoscope-but you could have lied-

are you callin me a lier?

[phee]

As in King Lier?

[Paper Hearts]

Yap. Paper Leir.

Okay Phee, I've gotta split, okay?

[phee]

OK

C U?

[Paper Hearts]

Well, I'm back now.

Did you miss me?

[Brenda Starrr]

Of course, I missed you.

Did you miss me?

[Paper Hearts]

yes.

what did you do while i was away?

[Brenda Starrr]

Cried.

You don't want to know about that, do you?

[Paper Hearts]

No, because it pains me to know you are sad.

Did you know yesterday was my daughter's birthday?

[Brenda Starrr]

Awwww! Good news!

How old is she?

[Paper Hearts]

Chloe is 4 now.

piece of cake?

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure.

Is it chocolate?

[Paper Hearts]

it was chocolate on the inside-

just like me?

[Brenda Starrr]

That sounds yummy!

Why are you chocolate on the inside?