The Get to Know You Game...

[Brenda Starrr]

Mmmmm!

Want some of my homemade mashed potatoes?

[Paper Hearts]

Yeah. That's what i really, really want.

Do you ever make mash with other vegetables, like carrots or peas?

[Brenda Starrr]

Nope.

Do you?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes. mash carrots and mushy peas, rock.

Mashed squash?

[Brenda Starrr]

No thanks.

Spam spread?

[phee]

Not today

What is the matter?

[Brenda Starrr]

It's stuff that mashes together to make other stuff

Right?

[phee]

Left...

On a scale of 1 - 375.23?

[Brenda Starrr]

2.749

Can I go home now?

[phee]

You mean Detroit?

[Paper Hearts]

I don't know what she means-

do you want to explaion that?

[Brenda Starrr]

Help me here...

What's "explaion?"

[Paper Hearts]

it's a synanym to explain. This shit didn't come with spell-check.

did you know i left Detroit this Monday?

[phee]

Nope

Where are you now?

[Paper Hearts]

i'm in detroit now, but on monday i was in Necto in Ann Arbor.

isn't that your territory?

[Brenda Starrr]

Work.

Can I go home now??

[phee]

No Nectos really pissed me off...

What else is new?

[Paper Hearts]

Well, I'm getting a haircut on saturday.

How about that?

[Brenda Starrr]

That's exciting shit!

Are you getting a bowl cut?

[Paper Hearts]

no, I actually go to this girl who is a good friend of mine and she works in a salon on the Hill in Grosse Pointe City.

Kind of faggy?

Edited July 14, 2005 by Paper Hearts

[Brenda Starrr]

No

Are you being derogatory toward gays?

[phee]

No

Why would a person?

[Paper Hearts]

no idea.

haven't you ever had your hair cut in a gay salon?

[phee]

...I am not sure what that is...

Do they make your hair homsexual somehow?

[Paper Hearts]

Yeah-

But this girl, she's hot and she has a hot lather machine gives you a burma shave and a head massage with hot towels. _and because I know her, she'll do it for $25.

ready to cream?