The Get to Know You Game...

[Brenda Starrr]

No. I'm actually nice.

Are you surprised?

[Paper Hearts]

No.

Do you look at my post count and laugh at me like a llike I'm a little weakling?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. I don't.

Wouldn't that be mean?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes, and you are 100% nice, all the time.

Mother Theresa?

[Brenda Starrr]

With an evil streak.

Could you see ME as a nun???

[Paper Hearts]

No.

Can You see me as a republican?

[Brenda Starrr]

ROFL! No!!!

Doesn't that sound like a roleplay game, if you know what I mean?

[Paper Hearts]

A very sick one.

Show me your NRA membership card?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't have one.

Do you?

[Paper Hearts]

No.

Were you 'really' rolling on the floor laughing just a minute ago?

[Brenda Starrr]

Just about!

Do you ever roll on the floor?

[Paper Hearts]

i have, but I've never left my desk chair and done it at work because something was so very funny.

Would that give me away?

[Brenda Starrr]

Nah! It might get you sent home.

Wanna play hookey?

[Paper Hearts]

where?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't know. Anywhere.

Where would you go?

[Paper Hearts]

To...nowhere. They pay me for talking to you all day.

-And might I say that I live in a very nice neighborhood?

[Brenda Starrr]

That's wonderful.

Do I get a tour?

[Paper Hearts]

Of Course. After all, if it weren't for you I wouldn't even have the place.

Through you, all things are possible?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah, right!!

Anything IS possible, right?

[Paper Hearts]

I don't think we know that.

Can I be 'real' with ya?

[Brenda Starrr]

I would appreciate that.

You wouldn't want anyone to NOT be real, right?

[Paper Hearts]

That's right.

I think, therefore I am?

[Brenda Starrr]

Absolutely!

Do you think about the strangest things at the strangest times?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes!

Want to know what I'm thinking now?

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure!

Is it that you have to go home soon?