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No one else can cook, clean, or do the laundry. I must be amazing or something.

Are you lazy when it comes to housework?

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I don't think so, but the one I live with has called me useless.

How do you rate laziness

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Not being helpful on a frequent basis.

Why is it so hard for some people to help out when they make most of the mess?

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Sloth is the easiest sin to commit... people might know they "should" do something, but a lot of people had "should's" even if they know that it is in their best interest...

Have you ever had a maid?

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I AM the f*cking maid!

Would you send me a maid? Pretty please?

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I AM the f*cking maid!

Sounds expensive

What kind of maid would you like?

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I just want someone else to clean my apartment and pack my shit before I move!

Is that too much to ask?

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It all depends on how much $ you have...

Can you afford it?

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I actually can, but can't justify it when I have 3 other able-bodied people other than myself here.

Wouldn't it be cool to have one, though?

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...yes... er... um...

Am I a big dumb male or what?

Posted

Dumb male? Why are you using redundant terminology?

Posted

Because most men don't know what "redundant" means.

How is Jarod today?

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Jarod is sarcastic with a side of sentimentality.

How are things going for the Brenda in aught five?

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Peachy, juuuuuuuuust peachy.

Why can't I pick a name for my mannquin, due to arrive any day now?

Posted

How about Manny? </facetious>

When's the last time you created a bit of chaos for your own amusement (and maybe for the enjoyment of others as well)?

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I keep on dreaming that I will wake up... then I do.

What is the most f*cked up dream you've ever had?

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I was attacked when I was 14, then when I was 15. Both times by the same man. For 10 years, I had recurring dreams that he was going to finish what he started. It all ended with me screaming at the top of my lungs.

What's the scariest dream you've had?

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a dream involving robyn getting hit by a car. i was in a cold sweat for a week afterwards.

obsessed?

Posted

No honey....in love.

Have any of your dreams ever come true?

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Well when I was 4 I wanted to go to Disney world, and I have been abunch of times in my "adult" life.

What do you think of the film: "Requiem for a Dream"?

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Haven't seen it.

Is it good?

Posted

Super amazing/depressing movie

If I were to recommend it would that increase the chances that you might see it?

Posted

Sure. Your word is gold.

Did you see "The Day After Tomorrow" and think "good special effects, but the movie was too long?"

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I would say that is one way to describe what I saw yes....

Do you remember a show called "The Tommorrow People"?

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Cripes no.

Am I senile?

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