The Get to Know You Game...

[phee]

Sure

Am I a deadbeat dad?

[Brenda Starrr]

Not that I know of.

You know that my ex is, right?

[phee]

So I have been told...

Can you define "deadbeat dad" so that I can tell if I am one?

[Paper Hearts]

Someone who doesn't care for their children.

Ever met Allison?

[Brenda Starrr]

Nope, but I already don't like her?

Am I being too judgemental?

[Paper Hearts]

I think it's being called perceptive, if she reall is how i say-

Can we talk about something else?

[Brenda Starrr]

Anything you want, Paul.

What would you like to talk about?

[Paper Hearts]

cheese or death?

[Homicidalheathen]

Death...

get oral or give?

[Paper Hearts]

69.

can we not talk about my ass?

[phee]

Let's try

Sheep?

[Paper Hearts]

Oh!

Did someone say SHEEP?!!!

[phee]

Ha...

You heard me?

[Paper Hearts]

Of course.

How do you like it in here with all the sheep?

[phee]

It's cool

Are you trying to pull the wool over my eyes?

[Paper Hearts]

No sir.

It's more of a polyester?

[Brenda Starrr]

Polyester is the name of one of my parakeets.

Did you know that?

[Paper Hearts]

You never told me you had parakeets!!!!?

How long were you planning on keeping this from me?

[Brenda Starrr]

I was going to surprise you.

Did you know that my other one is Chiquita Parakeeta?

[Paper Hearts]

How would I know such a thing?

[Brenda Starrr]

I guess I didn't tell you?

[Paper Hearts]

No, but I'm proud of you.

Did you know that I had two goldfish named Knife and Fork, when I was a boy?

[Brenda Starrr]

Those have to be the best names ever!!

Why are you proud of me?

[Paper Hearts]

because you came forward with your bird issue?

[Brenda Starrr]

You know how those bird issues can be!

Are you feeling any better?