The Get to Know You Game...

[unchaste]

I'm dandy. I have to work so I can't come to your birthday celebration. Oh, and I'm not 21, so I can't go to a normal bar.

Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

[phee]

Heart?

What Heart?

[unchaste]

Msterbeau's. Don't worry, phEE, I ain't got one either.

Is this chicken or tuna?

[Msterbeau]

I'm dandy.  I have to work so I can't come to your birthday celebration.  Oh, and I'm not 21, so I can't go to a normal bar.

Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

No need to be 21. I have connections at this place. You can't drink alcohol but you can come in and celebrate.

Tuna I would hope.

Can I have a taste?

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Yes you get a taste. I'm not sure of what...but you get a taste.

Is your mind in the gutter also?

[Msterbeau]

It happens. Often.

Is that such a bad thing?

[Msterbeau]

It happens. Often.

Is that such a bad thing?

[EatAjaxAndDie]

No, it isn't a bad thing. Makes for interesting conversation.

When was the last time you f____ a c___?

[unchaste]

It's been a while.

Have you b____ a p____ lately?

[phee]

Have I blown a penis not yet no....

Have you ever had golden Grahms

[unchaste]

Actually...no.

fishnet or latex?

[phee]

Fishnet....

Are you trying to make my imagination burn?

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Yes.

Tattoos or Piercings?

[unchaste]

Yes. I'm an imagination pyromaniac.

still phighting with the lady?

[phee]

No I am at werk....

You?

[unchaste]

Getting ready to go to werk

Lucky me, eh?

[Msterbeau]

Not so much

Would you rather be going somewhere else?

[phee]

Yes.... kinda

Hell?

[unchaste]

At least in Hell I wouldn't have to fold clothes.

Or would I?

[phee]

I don't believe in Hell...

Do you?

[unchaste]

Nope. Atheist. I think if there is a Hell, though, it looks a lot like City Club.

What do you think?

[phee]

I do beleive in Hell... but not in an afterlife sense, we create Hell right here on earth.

No what I mean?

[unchaste]

Sure, I've created several personal hells for myself.

Excited about your gig? Sorry I can't make it.

[phee]

I am... and nervous

Will you come to the one on the 21st?

[EatAjaxAndDie]

I might be there...

What would happen if I had the ability to teleport?