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October.

Where does Santa live?

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Santa live at the North Pole.

Where does the Easter Bunny live?

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He lives...

In Canada?

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I lived in Canada....I don't think he lived there....

try again?

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In King Aurthers Court...

Mark Twain?

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Do you know where the name Mark Twain comes from?

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I do, but I forget....

Why don't you tell me?

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It's a term river boaters use to tell when the water level is a certain height.

Isn't that boring?

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Maybe that's why I forgot it....

Why is my phone ringing?

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It's the way you have it set up.

Smash it up?

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How about I just answer it....it was Froyn.

Plans tonight?

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None.

Short term goal?

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Get a job....and a divorce.

How about you?

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Get food soon....

Do you feel that you have told me about yourself?

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I think so.

Are we done then?

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I guess so.... it was nice knowing you....

Have a good life?

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i shall.

It was nice meeting you?

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Sure.. why not.

Can I get some whipped cream with that?

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That's up to you...

Isn't it?

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It sure is.

Are you going to eat it off my man-chest?

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No. I don't have the whipped cream. Do you?

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Yes

Caps Lock

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SURE....

HOW'S THIS?

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Wonderful.

What do you do for an encore?

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