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The anti freak law

What do you have in your wallet?

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$5, 11 maxed out credit cards, a few business cards, 2 condoms.

Favorite beverage?

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Coffee aka BEAN WATER

Do you like cream in your COFFEE?

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Ewww...I don't like coffee...I prefer Cappuccino.

Where is everyone tonight?

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I'm right here where are you?

Ah am I mistaken or isn't cappuccino coffee with a fancy name?

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Possibly, it tastes way different, I know that.

What are you doing up this late?

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No bad BEAN bad......

is it late there or just early?

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Well it's early to me..

R____________?

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R What?

rediculous

rectum

rearend

reach

resemble

research

recovery

rehabilitation

relapse

really

red

Are you kidding?

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NO................but seriously folks.

Can you hear the sounds of distant thunder?

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No.

Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

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No

Can you feel the power in the sky?

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No.

Can you smell what the cat has brewing?

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No I can't

Can you smell the rain?

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Only when it's raining.

Did you p__________ in the b________?

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No I did not pee in the bed.

Did you?

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No but I peed in them though

Did you pee in the bushes?

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No its getting early

Are you ready for 80's?

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Once was enough, thanks.

Would partying help?

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Once a week perhaps...

Pick a poison: sugar buzz, salt attack or fat bomb?

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