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I'm torn between a pirate :pirate or maybe  :devil or maybe even :fear but I better make a decision soon, huh

Waht are you going to be?(sounds like a subject for a thread)

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have you ever had hate sex? (sex with someone you didn't like/hated)

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can't say that I have. I've hated people afterwards, but not at the time of coitus.

What do you despise more than anything else?

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Your asking all these infernal questions...

Will you do something nice today?

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Your asking all these infernal questions...

Will you do something nice today?

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i'll return a gift bought yesterday for the proper size.. does that count?

what... is the air speed velocity of the unladen swallow?

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Your mother was a hamster & your father smelled of elderberries!

Is that an African or a Europen swallow?

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Could you scrape me off the bottom of the canyon please?

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Sure

Spppooooonnnnn?

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A spatula should do the trick.

Eggplant?

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The gift of a spatula with eggplant

Ever watch "The Tick"?

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No, I live under a rock.

Ever watch the animated version of The Hobbit?

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Long Ago....

Ever watch porn?

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No, but I just applied for something like that.

Curious?

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Yeah...

What do you mean?

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like a job watching porn?

wouldn't that get boring after a bit?

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An internet site. A friend (who is a girl for them) has been trying to talk me into it. I know a few guys, part of it, that seem to like it. Thought I'd give it a shot, especially after Saephyr told me I better. Won't reveal the name unless I'm accepted.

What's the largest living mammal?

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Blue Whale....

Did you just try to change the subject?

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No, I explained.

Are you trying to change it back?

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I think he is.

So this is an acting kinda thing, pictures, what?

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Kinda like pictures, but interactive like.

Hard to understand without telling, huh?

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Yes....

Largest planet in the solar system?

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Jupiter

Am I right?

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Yes...

What do you win?

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I dunno.

You tell me?

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You win a french fry and an ice cube

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You have won an all expense paid trip to.....

HELL! :devil

Your trip will include the following accomodations!

1st you will enjoy hours of endless tourture performed by Satan himself!

After that, enjoy our Famouse Dinner buffet! Stocked and piled up with mountains of grissle and fat! Top it off with our special blood sauce! And for dessert, you have your choice of Ice Scream, or mucus cake!

To top off the evening with a night filled with pain and sorrow by going to our luxurious spa where you can get the knots beaten out of you, have your hair pulled out and your eyeballs glazed with super glue!

Hows that for you!

Sound like fun?

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