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Posted

Cause I am retarted

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Posted

Um... not to me it isn't.  :wink

Can I smack pharoh please?  He said i could.

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Sure, he gave you permission.

And as much as he wants to Pharoh

Get it?

Posted

Got it!

Good?

Posted

Ehhhh.....Okay.

Not good yet, alright?

Posted (edited)

getting there

What time is it in new zealand

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Posted

OK

Good at....?

Posted

We won't go there.....

Understand?

Posted

Yup...

Now what about the time in New Zealand?

Posted

Its tea time :)

anyone want to spare a foot since mine is killing me?

Posted

Mine wouldn't do you any good....

Ever see the metal braces I'm *supposed* to wear?

Posted

Mine wouldn't do you any good....

Ever see the metal braces I'm *supposed* to wear?

Nope.

Where? Why? How?

Posted

Where? HERE *points*

Why? I dunno......

How? Accidents happen..... :whistling

Why's the sky blue?

Posted

because it's a reflection of your eyes :wink :innocent

Why isn't it 5 yet?

Posted

Because it's only 4.....

Don't you know my eyes are green?

Posted

yes they are green like the drop in for a toilet bowl

am I gonna get hit now?

Posted

You know it!

Why is grass green?

Posted

Because of chlorophyll (however you spell it)

is it gonna hurt?

Posted

Does it ever?

Why are pigs pink?

Posted

Because of thier pigment :devil

get it? pig ment?

Posted

Because they're cute and everything cute is pink. Look in the mirror.

Do you see what I'm talking about?

Posted (edited)

Pharoh: Funny, funny....haha......

Msterbeau: :blushing :blushing :blushing

Why's my dog brown, black, white and stuff?

Edited by rayne
Posted

Pharoh: Funny, funny....haha......

Msterbeau:  :blushing  :blushing  :blushing

Why's my dog brown, black, white and stuff?

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He ate some bad sushi

Why is my hair and eyes brown?

Posted

Because it's better that way.

Why's my hair red and my eyes green?

Posted

Cause thats how I like ya

Is it wrong to go postal at work?

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