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Mm.. blueberries.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

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You did.

Why did you do that?

Posted

I was hungry!

Vanilla or cinnamon?

Posted

Cinnamon. Make the flesh taste better.

Bee's knees or worm mash?

Posted

Worm mash.

Can I have vodka with that?

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Only if you mix it with Nos.

Can I go to sleep yet?

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I give you permission....

Do you need it?

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You think I need your permission...

Dyspepsia?

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Actually... it's a possibility. My tummy's always upset.

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Are you proposing that coconuts migrate?

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Not at all. They could be carried.

And you didn't answer my question, so it's still up for grabs.

Posted

That's not the way this works.

Oh forget Camelot; tis a silly place?

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Right. Right.

What's your favorite mammal?

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Cats.

What about unicorns?

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You shouldn't drink their blood.

What is a Muggle?

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A member of a non-magical community.

Okay, I'm pandering?

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I'm pandaring something involving ice cream and bran flakes.

How do I get to Sesame Street?

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<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

first star to the right then straight on till morning. . .erm. . .wait. . .wrong one :whistling :wink

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The song kind of gave piss-poor directions.

Stop at a gas station and ask?

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Good idea. I'm getting low on gas anyways.

Want a pop or candy bar or something from inside?

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Hmmm..I will have one of those and one of these and oh oh oh a couple of them things over there...... :whistling

Do you?

Posted

I'd rather have a frappaccino.

What kind of "these and those" are you getting?

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Those with extra cheese and these with extra sauce

Can you believe how cold it has been?

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Ummmm ~

Where is this cold you speak of?

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In the freezer

With forzen corn?

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