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No creamed corn......it was in a bad accident it got creamed......Ha Ha Ha

Whats the hardest part about eating a vegatable?

Posted

i have heard that joke quite a few times

would you ever go to a streisand concert?

Posted

No ....Please not that anything but that

How can you be so cruel?

Posted

this is me :devil

dont you see?

Posted

Ah. There you are again.

did you miss me?

Posted

always, pumpkin.

kiss kiss?

Posted

tongue tongue......

Oh wait not you.....Oh wait hey sailor wanna sail on the good ship lollipop? :nut

Posted

maybe.

whats so damn hot about your ship?

Posted

It's hot because we are all IN THE NAVY....

Do you need your deck swabbed?

Posted

no thanks, sailor.

tea and crumpets?

Posted

Hell yes.

What's a crumpet, anyway?

Posted

IT's a form of cake

Right?

Posted

I'm pretty sure it's individual sized. Like a sort of a muffin or biscuit.

Doesn't it piss you off when people ask you a question, then you answer it, and they correct you?

Posted

As a teacher I imagine it would...

Right?

Posted

Happens all the time... but what's even more frustrating is when the kids ask questions that have no basis in reality, like...

"Sharps are faster than flats, right?"

Well?

Are they?

Posted

It all depends on which end you use....

Which end do you use?

Posted

Usually the ribbed one. Sometimes the studded one if I'm feeling REALLY dirty.

What about you, ribbed, or studded?

Posted (edited)

know what!? :blink

nevermind... :erm

Edited by torn asunder
Posted

whatever suits ya.

what kinda of creatures are these!?

Posted

The imiginary kind...

Why does my quarter pounder from mcdonalds tastes like shit?

Posted

cause it is.

who can even stomach that shit?

Posted

...

me

...

Like my new banner? I made it myself :grin

Posted

spiffy.

so what do we do for fun around here?

Posted (edited)

Murder and meyham mostly...... :devil

What do you do for fun?

Edited by Mikielikesit
Posted

play with little metal men and robots.

shall we take over the world now?

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