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No creamed corn......it was in a bad accident it got creamed......Ha Ha Ha

Whats the hardest part about eating a vegatable?

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i have heard that joke quite a few times

would you ever go to a streisand concert?

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No ....Please not that anything but that

How can you be so cruel?

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this is me :devil

dont you see?

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Ah. There you are again.

did you miss me?

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always, pumpkin.

kiss kiss?

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tongue tongue......

Oh wait not you.....Oh wait hey sailor wanna sail on the good ship lollipop? :nut

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maybe.

whats so damn hot about your ship?

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It's hot because we are all IN THE NAVY....

Do you need your deck swabbed?

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no thanks, sailor.

tea and crumpets?

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Hell yes.

What's a crumpet, anyway?

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IT's a form of cake

Right?

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I'm pretty sure it's individual sized. Like a sort of a muffin or biscuit.

Doesn't it piss you off when people ask you a question, then you answer it, and they correct you?

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As a teacher I imagine it would...

Right?

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Happens all the time... but what's even more frustrating is when the kids ask questions that have no basis in reality, like...

"Sharps are faster than flats, right?"

Well?

Are they?

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It all depends on which end you use....

Which end do you use?

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Usually the ribbed one. Sometimes the studded one if I'm feeling REALLY dirty.

What about you, ribbed, or studded?

Posted (edited)

know what!? :blink

nevermind... :erm

Edited by torn asunder
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whatever suits ya.

what kinda of creatures are these!?

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The imiginary kind...

Why does my quarter pounder from mcdonalds tastes like shit?

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cause it is.

who can even stomach that shit?

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...

me

...

Like my new banner? I made it myself :grin

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spiffy.

so what do we do for fun around here?

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Murder and meyham mostly...... :devil

What do you do for fun?

Edited by Mikielikesit
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play with little metal men and robots.

shall we take over the world now?

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