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No, the monkey will get her.

Do you really want that?

Posted

Sure - it's a cheeky monkey.

Zoom zoom anyone?

Posted

boom boom, more like it.

doncha just love it?

Posted

I love "it" every day ;)

fe·al·ty /ˈfiəlti/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[fee-uhl-tee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–noun, plural -ties.

1. History/Historical.

a. fidelity to a lord.

b. the obligation or the engagement to be faithful to a lord, usually sworn to by a vassal.

2. fidelity; faithfulness.

I did mispel it...but now you know what I'm trying to say...with that in mind..Do you swear fealty upon me now?

Posted

I do...anyone else?

Posted

nope.

feel like crying?

Posted

Yes...thanks paradox...

You enjoy hurting my heart?

Posted

only on wednesdays.

see what i did there?

Posted

Yup...

What do you do to me on Thursdays? Is it butt-less chaps day??

Posted

all chaps are buttless - that's why they're called "chaps" & not "pants"...

do you own a pair of chaps?

Posted

They are? (answer and question....again...)

Posted

yes.

wanna try them?

Posted

No.

Who's up for paint ball?

Posted

Only if I'm shooting and you're running...

Get it?

Posted

All the time.

But what did you really mean?

Posted

yellow snow builds strong bones

How many toes have you lost in the cold?

Posted

1/4. i think i nearly lost some fingers yesterday, though.

does that count?

Posted

Because fingers are not toes. Unless you're a monkey.

Are you a monkey?

Posted

I'm cheecky but no.

Does that answer satisfy?

Posted

profoundly

if you had a pet aardvark what would you name him?

Posted

Andy.

Where have you been?

Posted

at yer moms house.

didnt we tell you?

Posted (edited)

No.

Daddy?

Edited by deadburgerking
Posted

im the one who brings the christmas candy.

whos yer daddy?

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