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roast beef

What's your favorite vegetable?

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Carrots. Cooked just so, with butter & salt & pepper, and occasionally, when done right, honey or brown sugar.

What wouldn't you do on Fear Factor to win $50,000?

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Eat my own poop.

Ever been on a game show?

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No.

Do you like pumpkin pie flavored cheesecake ?

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Somehow, without my knowing it, a liking for both pumpkin pie and pumpkin pie flavored cheesecake crept up on me this year for the first time just in time for thanksgiving.

What is your favorite pie?

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I can't choose. I like a great cherry, particularly from up north. My own homemade apple & raisin is a tie, though.

Would you eat Candy's poop to win $50,000 on Fear Factor?

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YES!

Wait, was I supposed to answer that question?

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No, and you just contradicted yourself by doing so.

Isn't Candy adorable when she's drunk posting?

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oh yessss frickin ado.... good gawwwwd!!

How often do you get horny ?

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Somehow, without my knowing it, a liking for both pumpkin pie and pumpkin pie flavored cheesecake crept up on me this year for the first time just in time for thanksgiving.

What is your favorite pie?

hair pie.

and I'm equal opportunity.

moving on - when do I get horny?

PULEAZE - I am a man, every time I inhale....

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Do...I want to know?

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probably not

When did you like your hair the most?

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probably not

When did you like your hair the most?

When my wife likes it....

Do you think I should change my avatar to look like vallyofmisery's so I can be sexy too?

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Only if you're bringing sexy back.

Well, are you?

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Only if I can figure out where it went to begin with...

Was it Poland?

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No, I believe it was the Russians.

Don't you love their hats?

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I like thier vodka better

ever stumbled drunken through the streets of Mexico with the federalis hot on your tail?

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I don't like that poor animals had to die for them, and I'll bet they smell bad.

If you were lost in the woods in the winter, could you gut a dead horse to crawl inside it to stay warm?

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Oh yeah. Everything has a purpose.

Would you like to see my giraffe collection?

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I would LOVE to see your giraffe collection (I love giraffes).

Would you like to see my cat collection? I mean, REAL cats???

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As long as I can get a clairitin first. I'm allergic, but I still like animals.

You should know that my giraffes are fake.

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That's o.k. I like fake giraffes, too.

Do you fake it?

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to get out of trouble

What is the last thing you missed work for?

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At my current employer... Something wonderful. :whistle:

Do you like things that go bump in the night?

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sometimes

Do you like night beach bonfires?

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