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as allways

had a nice sleep?

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Nope. Haven't been able to sleep in 2 days.

Sound familiar?

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aye.

a weekend on absinthe

your case is stress though isnt it?

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Most certainly...

Is absinthe illeagal?

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No.

Why?

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Because it makes one hallucinate...

Ever had it?

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famous for drinking copious amounts of it in a sitting and only seemingly had 2 - 3 servings

it doesnt make you halucinate, just fucks you up quicker and does improve creativity i find. i belive it is illegal to produce in the US, but a company called la fee has an export liscence to the US since the ban was lifted 3 years ago in paris

if i told you about a drink infamous for raising your heartbeat to the 90 - 100 bpm in one mugfull would you think im crazy if i told you you probably have all the ingredients in your drink cabinet

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I'd believe you.

Make some for Phee?

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one mug of magic punch coming. guarenteed no alcohol taste or burn (which is why its so lethal)

amuse me please?

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Q & A: Want me to flash you?

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the wife'd kill us both

or am i just a prude

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You're just a prude.

When will you loosen up?

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never I'M BRITISH!!

time for tiffin?

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Sounds hot.

What does that mean?

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tea and cakes.

usually in a giant conservatory thats got so many plkants its like being in opne of the collonies

sound hot still?

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Still sounds hot.

I forgot my question.....?

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You were goingto ask where have all the cowboys gone?

right?

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Yeah..

Uh, where have all the cowboys gone?

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Japan....

Ever watch Cowboy Beebop?

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Nope.

Ever ride a hobby horse?

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I don't think so...

Ever been to the races?

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I have. My ex mother in law used to raise and race thoroughbreds.

Do you like horses?

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Actually the name Phillip means: Lover of horses....

Strange eh?

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Not at all.

Did you know that Brenda means "fiery"?

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Makes sense....

Did you know that I am at werk....?

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