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Nope.

Didn't you know that I'm not that talented in that area?

Posted

your a makup artist....

did you know i'm a shite artist

Posted

Yup.

What does me being a makeup artist have to do with me not being pc literate.

Posted

i thought you meant you couldnt draw.

and PC literate. i get by with help and breaking things

do you learn by breaking stuff?

Posted

No. Things cost too much.

Have you ever thrown anything at anyone to hurt them?

Posted

Yup the list is huge.

are you realy interested in my voilent streak?

Posted

of course

do you like candy?

Posted

Some times mostly the huge old fashion jaw breakers.

It hurts to get hit by them and if ya lick em first they might get groosed out too. :devil:

what other kinds of candy do you find cause pain?

Posted (edited)

I find that no candy causes me pain.

Are you an early bird?

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Posted

yes and no

if i need to be up at a certain time i will be awake.

its odd i just seem to snap out of sleep hour to half hour before i need to get up.

you?

Posted

Nope. If given the chance, I could sleep forever.

Do you sleep with or without pj's?

Posted

with.

who doesnt?

Posted

I don't.

Are you a night owl?

Posted

Yes, quite the night owl

Favorite boozy treat?

Posted

Cosmmmmmmmmmopolitans.

Can you imagine how drunk I get off of those?

Posted

I'd love to find out sometime. soon. :devil:

Worst drunken moment. public.

Posted

Oh boy....

When Wayne asked me to marry him, we went to the restaurant where I worked to celebrate. All of my coworkers who were just getting off decided to hang out and buy me drinks. Lots of drinks. Cosmopolitans, and shots of Tuaca. By the end of the night, I was dancing around in some guy's cowboy hat like a stripper. We had a pole there, and I was on it.

How about you?

Posted

Got really wasted, believed that I should karaoke sing Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing" while stripping in a seductive way (that only other drunks can truly appreciate) and made $7.00 in tips from the ladies I "danced for & serenaded." It was embarrasing seeing my "socks" hung behind the bar the next week, and hearing all the "catcalls" from the other regulars. But I did get a few lewd offers out of it.

Funniest drunken momen, non-public?

Posted

On my 1st date with Wayne, we played Asshole with my roommates. I was president 3 times and forced them to wear women's lingerie.

Yours?

Posted

walked into someones screen door, stumbled back, fell on my @$$ and lay there laughing for about 5 min. at least, thats the one i remember....

how did we get on this again?

Posted

TomCat brought it up.

You didn't know that?

Posted

not a clue

im new here ya know :laughing:

Posted

we did notice

how are you settling

Posted

He's settling just fine.

Isn't it great when newbies join this game?

Posted

aye

isnt it great when someone other than you, phee tomcat or myself joins

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