The guy who sits next to me...

[Guest Game of Chance]

well, maybe not. But he really did piss me off. I left work without my phone, leaving it on my desk. Came back 20 minutes later only to find my phone gone. What would possess someone to take someone's cell phone off their desk and take it home with them? I am without a phone. And I have plans tonight. Should I let him live?

[Paper Hearts]

Maybe he took it to make sure no one else steals it and he'll give it back to you tomorrow?

[Guest Game of Chance]

Maybe he took it to make sure no one else steals it and he'll give it back to you tomorrow?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

He's such a damned do-gooder. Not to mention half the guys I work with know where I live and have been over numerous times. My place is even on their way home. Why wouldn't he give it to them. At the very minimum...he's buying me lunch tommorrow. And Andiamo's sounds good.

[Paper Hearts]

Or you could just drive a trident through his face...it's up to you.

[Guest Game of Chance]

Or you could just drive a trident through his face...it's up to you.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hmmm...not a bad idea

[unchaste]

Hmmm...not a bad idea

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'd go with something rusty. Tetanous is always a good bonus

[The_Dark]

Maybe he hid it so noone else could steal it. Try calling it from your desk.

[Guest Game of Chance]

Tried that...several times...

I'll just kill him...or make him buy me lunch.

Whichever is more convienent

[Marblez]

Tried that...several times...

I'll just kill him...or make him buy me lunch.

Whichever is more convienent

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Maybe he is waiting in your driveway to give it back to you?

Wait...is that a doorbell I hear?

[Guest Game of Chance]

I hope not, I have been waiting for an excuse. He has this sort of "Aww Shucks" attitude that pisses me off to no end. At least I can possibly get a free lunch out of the deal.

[the eternal]

So wheres the little thief taking you to lunch today???

[Guest Game of Chance]

Mr. Pita. Its this low-fat kick I'm on. mmm...Hawaiian Chicken Pita 2g's of fat.

And...I opened an account that I've been working on for 2 (yes, 2) years. And made him fill out the new account paperwork as I left early.

I guess we're even.

[Paper Hearts]

Good for you Steve.

[Guest Game of Chance]

thx bud...now if I can hit that MegaMillions jackpot...we can all party...in Amsterdam

[Head Wreck]

:D

a cheap flight from my place as well.

[soothsayer]

He has this sort of "Aww Shucks" attitude that pisses me off to no end. 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Is his name Goober by any chance?

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

did you try calling the phone from your desk? It might have rung from inside his desk....

if not.... just keep calling the phone like a maniac until someone picks it up... then while changing your voice start running all sorts of fake drug deals and murder for hire scenarios....

"Look fucker I need that shotgun tonight if im going to do this job.... I dont want any ballistics showing up when I paint the walls of his apartment.... Should i do everyone else thats at the residence? How about the dog... i remember a CSI or Law and Order episode where a dog helped catch someone... I think I will waste the dog too... and any nosy neighbors.

Or you could just tell him that if you dont get the phone back you are going to be the most annoying office mate in the world because you know Zhuk and he has nothing better to do with his time than think up shit to do to you both at work and at home.

if that does not work... throw a tantrum.... he might be embarrassed and stuff...

or you could threaten to whip out your dick in front of him every day until you get your phone back. not only will that freak him out... but nobody that works there will believe it (unless you already have a propensity for that.... I had to give it up too...)

anyway,

good luck getting your phone back.

Zhuk

[Guest Game of Chance]

dude, they may have been the funniest thing I've ever read.

[Paint it Black]

Sorry if I missed this, but how did you know that he took it?

[Guest Game of Chance]

No, you didn't miss it. I failed to mention that another coworker informed me that he did. Its a dead issue now. We're even.

But if it ever happens again, I'm taking Zhuk's advice.

[Reaper]

thx bud...now if I can hit that MegaMillions jackpot...we can all party...in Amsterdam

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yeah I played that for the Tuesdays game. Won my $3 back, but i just put it back into 3 new numbers. I don't play often, but hell, might as well take a chance and see if I can at least get $150 out of the deal.