Rudeness

[Brenda Starrr]

I ran into someone I hadn't seen in ages, only to hear:

"Aww! I didn't know that you were pregnant!!"

Jesus Tapdancing Christ! I know that I've put on like, 20lbs since I've seen her. But, that was just so fucking rude. I almost shoved her nose up into her cranial cavity. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm so pissed that you might see this posted in other places. Deal with it.

Besides, what is wrong with a little cushion??? I mean, seriously. There is nothing wrong with me, as far as Wayne and I are concerned! It's bad enough that I have to wear this lame-ass watermelon-colored apron as part of my uniform. I was just soooooooo NOT cool to assume that I'm expecting.

[Onyx]

Hahha OMG. I'm laughing only because it happened to me. This was from my acupuncturist too, who you'd think knew me pretty well. ugh.

I heard a comic once say you should never assume a woman is pregnant unless you see a baby emerging from her body that very moment!

[Brenda Starrr]

I heard a comic once say you should never assume a woman is pregnant unless you see a baby emerging from her body that very moment!

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Exactly.

[saechalyn]

It's happened to me too (which I don't understand...I've always been fat *shrug*)

What a dumbass. I hope she was embarrassed. I'm sorry it upset you Brenda *grrr* but really, she only made herself look like an ass.

[Brenda Starrr]

She has a makeover appointment this Saturday with.....ME!

I wonder what will happen when I poke her eye out with a disposable mascara wand.......

[soothsayer]

I loathe back handed compliments.

[Lilith]

i might just chuck it to the smock i have had to wear similar type uniforms for work and thought that i my self had looked prego when i looked in the mirror. I am sure if she had seen you in regular cloths she would have not thought that, i know atleast from the pics you posted and i am sure some of those who have seen you IRL can atest you dont resemble anything that would be prego. I think it might just be works poor fashion sense in uniforms. I really think the one's who chooses these have got to be the most fashion dense people on the planet.

Other wise try to let it go i am sure she feels like such an ass for saying that to you, i know i would if i had done it, i just learned early on by over hearing others make the same mistake not to do it.

Either way you got a booking out of it and it might have never happened if it were not for her mistake. ( assuming she booked the apt after she stuck her foot in her mouth)

Huggs and just so ya know (notthat it matter much) but you are alright by me too one hot MOMMA.

U MILF

[Brenda Starrr]

I just love you, Harmony!

[the eternal]

If a guy ever says that to you, say,

"Actually I'm not, but the night's still young"

That'll shut him up.

[Brenda Starrr]

That's funny as Hell!

[saechalyn]

She has a makeover appointment this Saturday with.....ME!

I wonder what will happen when I poke her eye out with a disposable mascara wand.......

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Point out some wrinkles and say "Have you considered botox? Cause these, these, and ewwww these, are only going to get worse. A lot worse."

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

I ran into someone I hadn't seen in ages, only to hear:

"Aww! I didn't know that you were pregnant!!"

my normal response to the guy versions of this is:

"Aww! I didn't know you were a fucking asshat pederast"....

Thats not rude behavior brenda.... girls do that to eachother to be assholes (I have better terms for it, but if I used them here then someone would start a "Why does Zhuk call evil bitches rotten cunts?" thread....

seriously girls do that to other girls to be shitty, not because they are rude or stupid.

[Homicidalheathen]

Well when I saw you your tummy looked pretty flat to me.

I get this too but it is because with Divers you bloat after eating to look like your 4 months then the next morning it is gone.

I have only had a kid be stupid enough to ask......bitch slap this woman for me once while your at it.

[JaneDead]

this reminded me:

i used to work at a school with kids of all ages. this one time when i was working with the 6-8 year olds a girl came up to me and said "miss melissa you look pregnant in your butt" it was the dress i was wearing but then her dad turns to me and says "are you having a baby miss melissa?" i was like do i really look pregant in this dress? the girl was just implying that i had a big ass not that i really looked pregnant in FRONT!

don't feel bad brenda. i just saw you some months back and you do NOT look pg in the least.

[kellygrrrrrl]

About 2 weeks ago, I was attackde by 3 yes 3 family members asking me if I had a "Booboochka in the oven"....I was very offended.

I then told them no, I am not pregnant...and they then insisted that i was hiding it from them! :confused

I was like FxUCK YOU! Excuse me, Um, I just quit smoking AND I am on high doses of hormones due to my ever growing cyst thank you very much assholes.

Man I was pissed off. Not to mention on a damn hormone surge and emotional as hell.

Ok, I am f-ing 130 lbs, and 5'3" dammit. I do not look pregnant dammit dammit dammit.

[detroitrequiem]

I had a student ask me once: "Mr. V. Why are you so fat?"

Oh how I love their honesty and sincerity sometimes

Then again, I was checking music folders in my classroom and one of my 5th grade girls wrote all over her folder Mr. V is hot!

Sometimes I feel like Im in a David Lynch film

[The Void]

I ran into someone I hadn't seen in ages, only to hear:

"Aww! I didn't know that you were pregnant!!"

Jesus Tapdancing Christ! I know that I've put on like, 20lbs since I've seen her. But, that was just so fucking rude. I almost shoved her nose up into her cranial cavity. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm so pissed that you might see this posted in other places. Deal with it.

Besides, what is wrong with a little cushion??? I mean, seriously. There is nothing wrong with me, as far as Wayne and I are concerned! It's bad enough that I have to wear this lame-ass watermelon-colored apron as part of my uniform. I was just soooooooo NOT cool to assume that I'm expecting.

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I don't let it bother me. If someone is so ignorant to come out with that comment, I end up smashing back with something like:

"No, I'm fucking fat, not pregnant you idiot"

friend, ex-friend, stranger or whatever...that's how I respond. *LOL*

[Saephyr]

Brendastarr!

You're delicious...if she don't like you the way you are she's trash

[Head Wreck]

smite her with the might frying pan of head mishapening!!!

[gothicmom]

I had a student ask me once: "Mr. V. Why are you so fat?"

Oh how I love their honesty and sincerity sometimes

Then again, I was checking music folders in my classroom and one of my 5th grade girls wrote all over her folder Mr. V is hot!

Sometimes I feel like Im in a David Lynch film

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That made me LOL!!!!

I'll tell y'all about what happened the other day.

There are alot of young teachers at the kids schools. About 4 teachers are pregnant including Michael's teacher from last year.

After he gave m e a standing hug he asked me the other day if I was going to have a baby! I said no and he told me that my tummy looked like it!! I told him that I KNOW my tummy looks like it but I'm not.

[the eternal]

this reminded me:

i used to work at a school with kids of all ages. this one time when i was working with the 6-8 year olds a girl came up to me and said "miss melissa you look pregnant in your butt"

I like women that look like they're pregnant in their butt

GRRRRRRRRRRR!

(And Kelly- 5'3" 130 is thin in my book.

You keep on.)

[Saephyr]

hey that's me! come see the pregnant butt at city club saturday! PREPARE to dish out some birthday lovin DAMMIT

[Brenda Starrr]

Brendastarr!

You're delicious...if she don't like you the way you are she's trash

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Aww! Thank you, gorgeous!

[Fierce Critter]

I get this all the time in the summer, as I tend towards babydoll tops, often with empire waists. And since my fat is disproportionately carried mostly in my stomache, I really do look pregnant.

Nevertheless, it's rude to say such things if you don't know for sure.

I was at a chinese restaurant in Traverse City picking up some take out when the cute, tiny, skinny little Chinese girl said something to me that sounded like, "when your baby due?" I wasn't sure I'd heard right, so I asked her to repeat. Again she said, "when your baby due?" And I said, "Oh, I'm not pregnant". She looked like she wanted to perform HariKari right there, and I felt sorry for her.

But I was at a cash register in Meijer's in Taylor once and the cashier asked me the same question. I looked at her deadpan and said, "I'm not pregnant". And she got all flustered and started babbling something about how I've got that "pregnant woman's glow" or some such bullshit to deflect the fact that she assumed my fat was spawn growing in my belly.

I get that at yard sales a lot when wearing the babydoll tops. Jon laughs his ass off 'cause I've started making up responses that leave the rude person dumbfounded. Like:

Rude person: When's your baby due?

Me: What's a baby?

Rude person: When's your baby due?

Me: 9 months after I conceive.

Rude person: Looks like somebody needs to buy some of the baby clothes I have for sale!

Me: I don't think they'll fit me or my husband.

Rude person: You having your baby soon?

Me: Hard to have a baby when you haven't even had sex yet.

[Brenda Starrr]

ROFL!!!