unchaste Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 I ran into someone I hadn't seen in ages, only to hear: "Aww! I didn't know that you were pregnant!!" Jesus Tapdancing Christ! I know that I've put on like, 20lbs since I've seen her. But, that was just so fucking rude. I almost shoved her nose up into her cranial cavity. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm so pissed that you might see this posted in other places. Deal with it. Besides, what is wrong with a little cushion??? I mean, seriously. There is nothing wrong with me, as far as Wayne and I are concerned! It's bad enough that I have to wear this lame-ass watermelon-colored apron as part of my uniform. I was just soooooooo NOT cool to assume that I'm expecting. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The other day at work, a complete and total stranger walked up to me, and asked me when I was due. When I told her (through gritted teeth) that was indeed not pregnant, she asks "Well, did you just have a baby, then?" NO! I was not, am not, and will not be bearing any children! The real killer is: I work at Lane Bryant. Hell-fucking-o? We sell clothes for big women, not pregnant women. I was honestly so angry at this woman, I had to turn around and walk away. I didn't trust myself to not answer her with a punch in the teeth.
saechalyn Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 The other day at work, a complete and total stranger walked up to me, and asked me when I was due. When I told her (through gritted teeth) that was indeed not pregnant, she asks "Well, did you just have a baby, then?" NO! I was not, am not, and will not be bearing any children! The real killer is: I work at Lane Bryant. Hell-fucking-o? We sell clothes for big women, not pregnant women. I was honestly so angry at this woman, I had to turn around and walk away. I didn't trust myself to not answer her with a punch in the teeth. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What a stupid bitch! I can't believe she followed up with Did you just have a baby...I mean how dense can you BE??? Yeeeesh. Off topic, which lane bryant do you work at?? I will come visit you!
unchaste Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 What a stupid bitch! I can't believe she followed up with Did you just have a baby...I mean how dense can you BE??? Yeeeesh. Off topic, which lane bryant do you work at?? I will come visit you! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This woman was incredibly dense. And she didn't even apologize! I would have at least liked a "Gee, I'm sorry you're so fat." or something! Still off topic: I work at the one at Ford & Sheldon in Canton, right next to Kohl's. I get to work late Friday & Saturday afternoon, whoohoo!
the eternal Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 Anyone that mistakes your endless beauty isnt worth the time of day.
saechalyn Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 Still off topic: I work at the one at Ford & Sheldon in Canton, right next to Kohl's. I get to work late Friday & Saturday afternoon, whoohoo! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have been there several times! Not too far from me.
unchaste Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 Anyone that mistakes your endless beauty isnt worth the time of day. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Awww, shucks :blushing
Steven Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 I ran into someone I hadn't seen in ages, only to hear: "Aww! I didn't know that you were pregnant!!" Jesus Tapdancing Christ! I know that I've put on like, 20lbs since I've seen her. But, that was just so fucking rude. I almost shoved her nose up into her cranial cavity. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm so pissed that you might see this posted in other places. Deal with it. Besides, what is wrong with a little cushion??? I mean, seriously. There is nothing wrong with me, as far as Wayne and I are concerned! It's bad enough that I have to wear this lame-ass watermelon-colored apron as part of my uniform. I was just soooooooo NOT cool to assume that I'm expecting. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Awwwww forget that girl, what a dumb ass,,, and hey - Aint nuthin wrong with a little cushion..... She's just jealous that she doesnt have Star Boobies....
Brenda Starrr Posted October 4, 2005 Author Posted October 4, 2005 Awwwww forget that girl, what a dumb ass,,,and hey - Aint nuthin wrong with a little cushion..... She's just jealous that she doesnt have Star Boobies.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She's such a hater.....
Saephyr Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 Anyone that mistakes your endless beauty isnt worth the time of day. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> YOU GO ETERNAL
unchaste Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 YOU GO ETERNAL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I love you guys
Scary Guy Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 When I was 6 or so I asked my morbidly obease aunt Kay if she was pregnant, and I knew better too.
Saephyr Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 Ignorance is NOT quite BLISS in that case now is it?
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