City Club urine poll

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

that pretty much gives all the available options

[Paper Hearts]

Lol!

Urine was used to make gunpowder for the confederacy!!!? I did not realize it! lol!

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

see... urine is bad! Urine helped in the fight to preserve slavery!

[Paper Hearts]

I don't remember any Cure songs about pee, what so ever. Correct me if I'm wrong, but 'Hot, Hot, Hot' was about something else-

[Homicidalheathen]

I voted the last one. Anyone who would rather be in Pontiac sucks however.......just want you all to know that

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

I don't remember any Cure songs about pee, what so ever. Correct me if I'm wrong, but 'Hot, Hot, Hot' was about something else-

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we should ask phee, im sure he knows about pee

[JaneDead]

urine is as urine does don't cha know

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

I voted the last one.  Anyone who would rather be in Pontiac sucks however.......just want you all to know that

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its good to know you piss on people. Ill keep that in mind....

note to self,

do not let homicidalheathen get above me..... ever.

[Paper Hearts]

we should ask phee, im sure he knows about pee

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He's a veritable 'piss' oracle, I know. Phee is a historian, he'll be able to give us the whole run down on the goth fad for pee.

[Guest Game of Chance]

I just liked the Red Dawn reference.

I did recently learn that urinating on an open wound while at sea will fool the sharks. The smell of the urine covers up the smell of blood, and they won't attack you.

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

I just liked the Red Dawn reference.

I did recently learn that urinating on an open wound while at sea will fool the sharks.  The smell of the urine covers up the smell of blood, and they won't attack you.

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hmmmm that could be funny.... hey jimbo piss on my bloody stump of a leg so the sharks dont get me/us.... lol

*****JAWS*****

curses.... the victims are using piss.... now the water smells like city club... ill never find them now. I guess ill just go and eat Free Willy... hes slow and had a floopy dorsal fin.

[Guest Game of Chance]

curses.... the victims are using piss.... now the water smells like city club...

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lmao...

[Paper Hearts]

I just liked the Red Dawn reference.

I did recently learn that urinating on an open wound while at sea will fool the sharks.  The smell of the urine covers up the smell of blood, and they won't attack you.

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City Club and the Lab are like the Skipper and Gilligan of the Detroit goth scene, and guess what? -I'm about to sink the SS Minnow: The Ramada at Cass and Bagley is nowhere near an ocean. Thank you.

And how do you piss on a wound that's underwater, anyway? And if the wound's on your head, how do you piss out of the water, on to your head!!?

Steve, who told you this?

[Guest Game of Chance]

I read it, I'll give you the title the next time I see you...its in case you're in a small boat lost at sea.

And actually, now that I remember correctly, the technique involved the used of duct tape on the wound, prior to the pissing.

[Paper Hearts]

Alright, folks, there you have it: City Club is the best place in the Detroit goth scene to avoid sharks.

[JaneDead]

i'm sorry but you are all wrong. the one and only answer is:

Urine is as Urine does... Lt. Dan

[Guest Game of Chance]

I hear that the pool used to have them. Or was that rats?

[Paper Hearts]

Probably the cleanest pool in Detroit.

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

City Club was renowed for its Rat Sharks.... they were good at avoiding hungry bums and the big old stompy boots of many a goth!

[Paper Hearts]

The Manneken Pis, is the symbol of Brussels, Belgium and the most popular attraction in that entire city but let me point out that it's not 'real' pee coming out of the statue of the boy, because to use 'real' urine would be unsannitary, it's just water that they use.

[Guest Game of Chance]

btw...i love Belgian girls

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

I think its pretty funny that the put a statue up of the missing prince doing what he was doing when they found him... and its a national symbol

"Hi, im from belgium... our prince pisses" and we invented french fries

[Guest Game of Chance]

lol, yeah but what else could they do? Its Belgium.

Hi, we're close to France, and we brew some pretty good beer?

At least the pissing prince gives them some identity :grin

[Paper Hearts]

But they don't say "french fries" in Belgium, because that would be innaccurate, they say "pom frites".

Actually there's a decent little Belgium place about a mile from me called Het Cadiuex Cafe`....best muscles this side of the river. And good pom frites. And very little "Rubenesque" women.

[Guest Game of Chance]

But they don't say "french fries" in Belgium, because that would be innaccurate, they say "pom frites".

Actually there's a decent little Belgium place about a mile from me called Het Cadiuex Cafe`....best muscles this side of the river. And good pom frites. And very little "Rubenesque" women.

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I'm fairly good friends with the Misuracas (the owners of the aforementioned establishment.) Their parents stood up in my parents wedding.

We used to play up there at their open jam on a fairly regular basis. It is mostly an older crowd however.

My personal favorite on the menu is the "Belgian Onion" Soup. Damn tasty.

Speaking of urine, that place has one of those old urinals. You know, the kind that looks like it may have been a bathtub in a former life?