crayons

[8 Year Old Goth]

hi would anyone be willing to sell me some black crayons? my mom and my principel told me i could not have black crayons n.e.more becauz i alwayz write marylin manson and i love satin all over the walls. my principle makes me so mad that i want to punch him in the pee pee. ne one have ne black crayons for me?

[Lilith]

hi would anyone be willing to sell me some black crayons?  my mom and my principel told me i could not have black crayons n.e.more becauz i alwayz write marylin manson and i love satin all over the walls.  my principle makes me so mad that i want to punch him in the pee pee.  ne one have ne black crayons for me?

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:devil have fun

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh, now that's funny!

[8 Year Old Goth]

hi brenda i like you. i like the nine inch nailz line on your messages. you ever go to playland at mcdonaldS?

[8 Year Old Goth]

:devil  have fun

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my faverite is black. how much cashola do u want for that?

[Lilith]

my faverite is black.  how much cashola do u want for that?

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consider it your DGN welcome gift

[8 Year Old Goth]

consider it your DGN welcome gift

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where can u bring it over 2 me? i live in garden city and i will make a pb and j sandwhich. raise the roof! lol!

[Lilith]

where can u bring it over 2 me?  i live in garden city and i will make a pb and j sandwhich.  raise the roof! lol!

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naw ya gotta pick em up, just hop on yer bike, shouldnt take ya long and dont sit on the pb&j i am hungry like a mo fo.

[8 Year Old Goth]

my mom said she will take me if you have some gin and juice. by the way i like yer pitures, they are pretty. they have a pole like that at my moms work.

[Lilith]

roflmao :woot:

[Nerdcore]

this is the funniest thing I have read in a long ass time

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't know. I just don't find it very amusing. But, whatever.

[JaneDead]

there was this one time. some people i know were smoking pot. and another friend grabbed a hat and covered her face saying she did not want that in her body. so i told her "emma, it is still going to go through the hat" and she didn't like that. so she grabbed a black crayon and tried to color me. to which i said "thanks i always wanted to be a black woman" but it would never work. it is very hard to get crayon to show up on your body. impossible i might say.

*goes to get a crayon and try it again*

[JaneDead]

for this demonstration i found an apricot crayon. which is very close to the "peach" crayon color that i already am.

i was able to make a few apricot streaks on my arm. but they were waxy, not a good look at all if you ask me.

i had to stop because my children were watching me and said "what are you doing?" and i said "don't worry about it" and turned away.

[BlackSkittles]

Hey kid, do you want some black candy with those black crayons?