The Dark in 08

[The_Dark]

You know you want to....

[phee]

Vote The Dark for what???

[The_Dark]

President ofcourse.

[phee]

President of what?

[The_Dark]

President of the Beat Phee with a Stick Club.

President of the United States you smart ass.

[Paper Hearts]

Sorry Dark, I'm already committed to Walken in '08. If he picks you as a running mate, you'll get my vote though. Nothing personal, but it is Christopher Walken, y'know?

[The_Dark]

I can out evil him anyday....

[Paper Hearts]

That's all fine and dandy, but can you beat his campaign poster?

http://www.walken2008.com/walken_poster.pdf

[The_Dark]

OK, this.. only bigger.. with this slogan "Get up, get mad, Take our Country Back."

[Shade Everdark]

OK, this.. only bigger.. with this slogan  "Get up, get mad, Take our Country Back."

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With a stick.

[Paper Hearts]

Not just a stick, a fuck stick.

[The_Dark]

Yes, we can't forget the Stick... Sticks are important.

[Paper Hearts]

How about "get up you fuck sticks and get mad and take our country back and there'll be free beer at my place after"?

[The_Dark]

I like proper English though.

[Paper Hearts]

I'm just saying, 'Fuck Stick" can be the catch phrase of your campaign and then yeah, who wouldn't vote for free beer? If majority rules, then apathy wins every election and that's disgusting when all politicians have to do is offer a little free booze so that people will get up and vote.

We have billions of dollars that we can spend on alcohol. Deficits don't matter, right? so why not use some money to get everyone drunk?

[Reaper]

I vote Captain Kangaroo. Why not? There is someone like him in office right now. :grin

[phee]

The United States of What?

[Reaper]

United States of Pansies. That is what we are coming to.

The name does not refer you Dark as a leader of Pansies. Just that, what the country is coming to.

[The_Dark]

I would change that.

[JaneDead]

How about "get up you fuck sticks and get mad and take our country back and there'll be free beer at my place after"?

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not all of us like beer, paul

[Daevion]

Here's a slogan for ya:

Is the current adminstration pissing you off? if so than beat it with a Fuck Stick!!! vote the Dark for president!!! Kicking ass and taking names for you!!

[Tripp]

united states of pansies, huh?

pedro has my vote

[The_Dark]

Who is Pedro?

[JaneDead]

yes vote for pedro... or the dark... or critter. though i think pedro and phee would make a fantastic pair as pres and vp.

[phee]

All your wildest dreams will come true....