yarrrr

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Yarrrrrr, me booty!!

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arrr, that be stabby pete.... :pirate

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yarr, he be the one on the poop deck?

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aye lassie, him n brown eye willy be ever at the rudder playin 'whos mast be bigger'....

arrr... :pirate

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yarrrr!

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it be hard rubbin the jewels on account o my hook... :pirate

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yarrr, me peg leg comes in handy at times, yarrr!

ye got jewels ye say? yarr!

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hands off me booty or ill have ye walkin me plank! arr.... :pirate

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avast ye blimey landlubbers! i be tellin ye a joke....

what d'ye call a pirate what has peyronies disease?

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cap'n hook! ARRRRhrahhrahhrah! :pirate

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hardee har har! YARRRRRR!!

[paradox]

:pirate arrr... :pirate

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yarr, I be making those blimey bastards walk the plank, yarrrr

[paradox]

avast and ahoy ye salty dogs! :pirate

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yarrr! land ho!

[Draco1958]

Do we have an accord???

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Don't think we have any Hondas here, just a few dingies.

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arrr....quit playin wit yer dinghy! :pirate

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Yarrr! :pirate

[Draco1958]

arrr....quit playin wit yer dinghy! :pirate

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No one else will play with it......ARRRRGGGGG

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dont ye be thinkin about puttin yer hands on me booty, matey! arrr.... :pirate

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yarrr, there be plenty of time fer that on the POOP DECK!

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yarrr!!

[Fierce Critter]

Ded men tell no tales, matey. Iffin ye don't believe me, I've got a point that'll prove it to ye - AT THE END OF ME CUTLASS, YE SCURVY DOG!!! YAAAR!

Where's me grog? Tavern wench! WHERE'S ME GROG?!?!?! YAAAAR!!!!

[torn asunder]

another pirate joke fer ye...

pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel attached to the front of his trousers.

bartender says, "hey, what's with the ship's wheel?"

pirate says, "i dunno, but it's drivin' me nuts!!"

HAAArrrr haaarrrrrhaarrhaaaaaaarrr.... :pirate

[paradox]

avast me hearties! i be havin another joke fer ya...

a wee lad with a speech impediment be dressed as a pirate on all hallows eve. well, goes up ta a house and lets rip wit a mighty "Twick er tweat!". well the lady come up ta the door an she says "oh how cute, and what are you?"

that kid he says "im a birate."

an she says "oh a pirate, isnt that darling! but where are your buccaneers?"

well that boy looks that wench square in the eye and he says "there on the sides of my buckin head!"

ARRRRRharharharhar!!!!!

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yarrr! har dee har harrrr! :pirate