yarrrr

[Vater Araignee]

Do I need to repost the what's my pirate name link again????

Arrr maties, what do you do with a drunken sailor??

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Le'im capin an Exxon tanker mate!

A 10 year old boy is scratching his ass hard core so his dad takes him to the doctor.

The boy goes in and comes out 10 minutes later and says "Dad, that doctor is a but pirate."

"WHAT!" the father screams.

"He is a but pirate"

"What did he do to you I'll kill him!"

"He swabbed my poop deck"

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arrrharahrahar... :pirate

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yarr! POOP DECK! yarrr :pirate

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now here this, ye scurvy dogs! this thread be remindin me o the ye olde anal fuck fest thread. arrr... :pirate

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there not be many wenches here, yarrr! more wenches!!

[Vater Araignee]

*KERTHUNG*

Thar ye go me maties!

Oh ye said wench not winch.

Yararararar

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arrrr... ye dropped yer winch on me peg leg!

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yarrr! ye killed me parrot!

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ahoy me hearties! what say we git some grog! arrrr... :pirate

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yarrr!!

[Mikielikesit]

YO HO HO and A Bottle of ________

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Walk the plank! yarrr! :grin er, I mean :pirate

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arrr on me arrrr....

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yarrrr shiver me timbers! :pirate

[Vater Araignee]

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest...yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Avast there mates, ye're sailin' with Long John Black Beard, Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye Hook, scourge of the bounding main. Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest pirate captain ever sailed the seven seas, ha, ha, ha! What say ye we hoist the Jolly Roger, heel over the yonder Spanish galleon. Lay a few broadsides agin' her timers, swing over on these here lanyards with our cutlasses in our teeth cut 'em to ribbons and split the booty. What say ye to that, me hearties? Heh! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

I don't like it....

You don't like it?

I don't like it and I don't wanna do it. It's tacky,...tacky, tacky...and don't look at me that way

Well, if you don't like it, what do you want?

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance

I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance

Wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants

I want to sing and dance

You want to sing and dance, heh! You don't like plundering, aye? Well, shiver me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh? Rubies, emeralds and pearls, gold doubloons and British sovereigns. Silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and jewels, necklaces and bracelets of every shape and size, fit for the crown heads of Europe, aye? And all buried in a pirate's chest and I just happen to know where. How about that me bloodthirsty buckos, heh? Ha, ha, ha!

I don't like it.....

You don't like it?

I don't like it and I don't want it....

He don't want it

And I won't do it...I'm an artiste

An artiste, well mister artiste, what do you want?

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance

I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance

Wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants

I want to sing and dance

Now, listen hear! This ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show, you know for some little flittin' tinkerbell. This here be a black-hearted pirate ship and I would have you keel-hauled if you weren't me own flesh and blood you little twit! So you don't like plunderin' aye?.....

I don't like it.....

And you don't want no treasurin' ah?.....

I don't want it.....

And you probably don't want no groggin' and revelin' and wrenchin' and rummin' either I suppose?

Well, deep down....you want to know the truth? It's not me, I don't want it.....

Well, what do you want...as if I didn't already bleein know?

I want to sing and dance and.....

I know, I know...and wear your tight little shiny pants. Huh! Okay...we'll all sing and dance (pirates grumble)... I said we'll all sing and dance (pirates grumble)... Or you'll walk the plank,...one - two - free

(Chorus in pirates' voices)

Chorus I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance

I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance

Wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants

I want to sing and dance

I like it....I like it

I kinda like it me own self

Thought you would

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest...yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

I don't like rum...

You don't like rum?

Well no, actually...well, I might like a little Perrier

A little Perrier?

With a lime in it...

A lime in it?..... He wants a lime in it.....

Well, do you have any Escargot?

Escar..what?

What's the soup today?...

Soup!?

Might have a bit of a salad too!...

Well, how about a bleeding fingerbowl?

Maybe a croissant!...Is that right? Those French make everything so hard! Why didn't they just call it a bun?

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arrr matey, well ill be an landlubbards loo... :pirates

[Mikielikesit]

Ye be on the wrong end of me sword...I'l run ya through ye scarvy dog

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on guard yerself, ye yeller-bellied scalliwag! have at ye! ARRRR!!!!!

:pirate

[Vater Araignee]

BANG BANG!!!

Got yee both!

Ne'er turn yee back on a slaty sea dog like me!

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aye mate, its seems ye be festooned wit pistols...keel haul im, boys!

arrrr!

:pirate :pirate :pirate :pirate :pirate

:pirate :pirate :pirate :pirate :pirate

[Mikielikesit]

ARRRR ye missed ye swabbie ....put down thee irons and fight like a man....

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Yarrrrrr!! :pirate

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lets plunder some booty! arrrrrr!!!!! :pirate

[Vater Araignee]

Ye stay away from me booty n me booty ye flittin' tinkerbell!

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stagger stagger...crawl crawl roll....