Welcome Blackmail

[Blackmail]

Welcome me here.

[Paper Hearts]

"Ahoy mate."

[saechalyn]

Nuh uh. You can't make me!

[Brenda Starrr]

Screw that!!!!!

How are you?

[Blackmail]

Nuh uh.  You can't make me! 

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Hi.

[Blackmail]

"Ahoy mate."

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hello.

[Blackmail]

How are you?

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SUPER!!!!! Thanks for asking!

[Blackmail]

Why aren't more of you welcoming me? I am getting very very upset with the lack of welcome messages in this thread. Where's DollarDave? Troy? Game Of Chance? Daevion? Zhukovcodeslinger? Luluvox? TheDark?

This is like sitting down to watch 'What's Happening' only to find it's actually 'What's happening Now'.

[Nienna]

Yo.

[Blackmail]

Yo.

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THANK YOU NIENNA! YOU ARE THE BEST!

[saechalyn]

Hi.

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Ok well I'll say hi but that doesn't mean I'm welcoming you. So there.

[BlackSkittles]

I'm blacker than you are... :grin

[Blackmail]

Ok well I'll say hi but that doesn't mean I'm welcoming you.  So there.

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This gave me a very bad case of hurt feelings. I was actually thinking of bringing a bean burrito from taco bell to city club for you, but not anymore.

[saechalyn]

This gave me a very bad case of hurt feelings.  I was actually thinking of bringing a bean burrito from taco bell to city club for you, but not anymore.

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Hmph! I don’t believe you! You didn’t even remember that you saw me on Saturday! Am I not name-drop-worthy?? I see how it is. I am going to go cry now and write angst-ridden poetry.

[Blackmail]

Hmph!  I don’t believe you!  You didn’t even remember that you saw me on Saturday!  Am I not name-drop-worthy??  I see how it is.  I am going to go cry now and write angst-ridden poetry.

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well all I said to you was "hi". I actually felt a bit embarrassed because I thought I was rude but I wasn't trying to be.

Here is an angst ridden poem I wrote and you can put it on your livejournal page:

I hate myself and want to die

I am goth and thus I cry

I got a shirt at hot topic and it was neat

but it was the wrong size and I lost my receipt

now I can't get a refund or even store credit

So my entire life's a waste and I feel so pathetic

[saechalyn]

well all I said to you was "hi".  I actually felt a bit embarrassed because I thought I was rude but I wasn't trying to be. 

Here is an angst ridden poem I wrote and you can put it on your livejournal page:

I hate myself and want to die

I am goth and thus I cry

I got a shirt at hot topic and it was neat

but it was the wrong size and I lost my receipt

now I can't get a refund or even store credit

So my entire life's a waste and I feel so pathetic

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I understand. Sometimes I try not to be rude but I am anyway. Sometimes I try TO be rude and then I get asked out on dates. Life is so difficult!! I love my angsty poem. I feel so special! So I guess I will welcome you here after all.

[phee]

Yer welcome

[Blackmail]

Yer welcome

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Alienare.

What are the lyrics to that one song by them? The one that keeps going "start me up.....start me up and never stop! you make a grown man cry!"

what is that one and where did you get the inspiration for that?

[phee]

Yer mom...

[Blackmail]

Yer mom...

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I'm taking a record of everything you say to me from now on to use as evidence in a U.S. federal court.

[Paper Hearts]

Enough with the gothic momma jokes. By the way: Your mama is sooo goth she uses a straight razor to to chop carrots.

No, it's not very funny, is it?

[Blackmail]

Enough with the gothic momma jokes. By the way: Your mama is sooo goth she uses a straight razor to to chop carrots.

No, it's not very funny, is it?

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Your mama is so goth that her savings account is at the blood bank.

[Paper Hearts]

lol

[Hellion]

:devil Welcome to DGN!!!!!

[Blackmail]

:devil Welcome to DGN!!!!!

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Thanks! You know me already!

Think of a person who rhymes with Black Sunday.

er, wait.....

Think of a number between 1 and 23,929,019,388,100,104.339928814573

divide it by two.

Now double it.

Ok now, one guess on who I am!