BlackWhatever VS. Vater Araignee. Battle!!

[Vater Araignee]

All right I got a message titled blacksunday on blackmonday and ended up getting Blackmailed into this.

I was told to start "But how?" I asked my self.

It struck me.

WITH A BEAT!!

So I stole a wicked loop. 1.mp3

Rules.

1. What you write must be to this beat 1.mp3

   until Black and I decide to change it

2. Nothing in this thread is to be taken personally or taken outside it.

3. No outing you don't know what this means, then don't play

Now that we can be on the same beat I say to you "Introduce yourself Blackmail!".

[Blackmail]

I am blackmail, existentially yet not pretentiously intellectual

Unlike everyone else on DGN, I'm not bi-sexual

My parents never beat me, I'm on no anti-depressants

I'm the king of DGN and Vater's among the peasants

I made your girl feel ecstacy, Vater must have leprosy

One time I stole a pepsi from a chick with epilepsy

I'm a man of action, giving women satisfaction

while Vater is so white you'd swear he's Michael Jackson

I'm the KING of DGN

Word to your motha

Now you know a little about me, it's time to diss the masses

Why are so many "goths" such fucking jackasses?

Lots of little bitches complaining to moderators

it's like this website is comprised of a thousand little haters

A default in the DGN biology

I've seen fewer assholes at the school of proctology

Sniffle sniffle, give me a freaking break

Save that shit for Jerry, or reruns of Ricki Lake

I'm the KING of DGN

Word to your motha

I've got lots of mental wealth

now it's time for vater to indroduce himself

[phee]

Whoh....

[Vater Araignee]

Hello my name is Vater, maybe ya heard a me.

Oh you did? well that means ya wanna murda me.

But straight out the casket I rise. SURPRISE!!

truth be told its you who dies.

Phyc I'm joking, I'm not the fatale personality

So I'll let out one that's a good pal to me.

HUUUF- Dam now it's cashed

In just one hit I burned an 8th of hash

Now that Im bombed like Al Quita

I'll pass you on to the BlaXpyda

[Fraaaap fwosh]- oops did I get your hair?

Oh yea Vater said your head is baby ass bare.

But I intended it - for your face

"Cause ya keep mean muggin all over the place

And ya stink - like a pig pen

you should wash your ass every now and then.

[splash] - Now here is some soap

Thou dost protest to much so there's no rope {wink}

Well we could keep this up for ever and ever

But we'll pass the mike back to BlackWhatever

[Reaper]

*add cheesy Run DMC lyrics here*

[Vater Araignee]

*add cheesy Run DMC lyrics here*

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'm never alone, I'm in a zone of stone

I never leave home without my microphone

I break backbones, like a stone I roll

I knick-knack paddy-wack and give a dog a bone

Like Al Capone, I am a Donafone

At the mouth, shout it out, when I groan and tone

I go Uptown, I come back home

With who? me, myself and my microphone

But why I ask, when you got it from BlackWhatever

Squeezing cheese now and forever.

He raps just like he is Master Shake

And we all know about that hard core insert appropriate ake rhyme here there are to many good ones for me to decide

[Blackmail]

Vater is weak, gotta say that your rap is bland

I've seen better defenses from earthquake victims in pakistan

I'm the man with the nifty flows

When I F#$@, I need fifty ho's

and consider this a warning, coming up this weekend

I'll cut your head off, put it on a plate, and seve it like a wheat-thin

or a cheeze-it, cause you are just a cracker

you even got a jerry curl cause you thought it'd make you blacker

They call me Fresh Kid T cause I am the king of DGN

And if you don't know that then where the f@&* you been?

You bow down to Fresh Kid T

Cause ain't no other rapper can do it like me

You see this isn't even fair, my rhymes are simply better than yours

That's why your girl is here with me now, bent over on all fours

I can make spoons bend, like Uri Gellar or Kreskin

You must be Linda Blair, cause I just made your head spin

I got skills you never heard, that you don't deserve

and when you think my rhymes are all gone, I got more in reserve

I keep knocking you down like I was Jack the Ripper

Hold on a second let me undo my zipper

Now Vater kindly bend down and do that thing you get paid to do

As I spray these funky lyricals attacks all over you

They call me Fresh Kid T cause I am the king of DGN

And if you don't know that then where the f@&* you been?

You bow down to Fresh Kid T

Cause ain't no other rapper can do it like me

[Vater Araignee]

Oh my he's starting to get it right

In a few more tries he might get his shit tight

One of these days you may have a sweet rhyme

but your still just a back burner project getting done up from behind

So stop taking up post space punk and just pass the weed

And let me tell you when and when not to breath

Don't you ever try to dis me again

Or you'll get feed to them same pigs we seen you diddlin

Your world

I'll destroy

Every time

(Once he does he wont give it back)

No one

will stop me

it's mine

(All they can do is just talk smack)

Your insults, your insults just keep makin me sick

'Cause you know I'm tighter than a pinto stuffed with 7 fat goth chicks

And tell me. How do you do that trick?

You know the one where you grow ears on a dick!

Im thinking way back to your hi school dance

when you said you lost your virginity but you just lost your pants.

You cant even get laid by a crack hoe

Oops you said that was a secrete I shouldn't have said it , I know.

Your world

I'll destroy

Every time

(Once he does he wont give it back)

No one

will stop me

it's mine

(All they can do is just talk smack)

[Blackmail]

sigh

you can amass an army and pick any jerk you please

I'll knock em all down like I was herculese

I got my own crew like I was Mutaqda Al Sadr

I'm like Darth Vader, I'll cut off your hand and tell you I'm your father

Then I'll behead you like you were Paul Johnson

While I kick these rhymes like I was Charles Bronson

I'll put your family in cages like this was a safari

while you're playing atari, I'm the prime minister like Ibrahim Jaafari

Schools out sucka

Because you're remedial

[NinaObelia]

:laughing :laughing :laughing

[Vater Araignee]

I give him a comp and he pulls a back slide

Must have been inspiration just up and died

I bet his flow has gotten even worse

Like he's sucking the tail pipe of a big pink hearse

And he thinks he can take me in a fight?

What's up with that?

I guess he cant see the light

so he don't see this bat

Tell me something what to stop me from beaning your brain?

From beaning you brain 'till it makes a stain?

Cant you see that I am your GOD

bet you but wont admit you dumb dip wad

[Blackmail]

oh snap!

look at the mental midget attempting to rap :grin

Now I'll dominate like any rapper that came before us

sit back, relax and open a thesaurus

because I'm about to open a can of dialect from my intellect

on the head of vater aka the Derelict

your skills have holes like mesh

Putting deoderant over dirt does not make you fresh

ok, I am the cardinal of exemplary, so remember me

as the man who didn't like snow so he made the world december free

I got mad skills, I drive coup devilles

One South American country wasn't enough so I bought two Brazil's

I Bought a mansion in Bloomfield Hills

I make love to old ladies to get in their wills

including your mom, I hit it all night long

Don't believe me? Then why does my schlong smell like her lip balm?

I can make use of every single syllable

then charge you for reading it, because my skills are billable

your skills have holes like mesh

Putting deoderant over dirt does not make you fresh

My rhymes are insanse, I went to spain

You tried to follow me in a commuter jet plane

And battle me in Madrid but you must be kidden

Weak rappers in Europe is certainly forbidden

So stick to bull, you could be a matador

and what's up with your nappy hair? Don't you know that's what a hat is for?

you could run with bulls in the center of metropolis

but the bull would bite you in the ass and laugh would the local populace

How about I make your girlfriend buy me pizza papilas

I'd offer a slice to you, but I already punched you in the asaphogus

your skills have holes like mesh

Putting deoderant over dirt does not make you fresh

[Vater Araignee]

Whut does Ted like?

He likes jerkin on his bean

And when he makes a mess he licks up his man cream

Whut does Ted like?

He likes sniffing butts

But if your a dude he'd rather sniff ya nutz

Whut does Ted like?

Bathing in sewage all night

Whut does Ted like?

He likes fucking fast

Especially if its a fist in his ass

Whut does Ted like?

Eating crack head box

But only after she got stuffed be 30 or 40 cocks

Whut does Ted like?

He likes to pop a zit

on a stranger then lick up that nasty shit

Whut does Ted like?

He likes to go boom boom boom

then spark a match and light up the room

Whut does Ted like?

Being a wanna be

Trying to fuck the world and be care free

[odims_sphere]

I took your idea and went in another direction with it. Actually I was really really bored and this is what I came up with. It still followed the rules of the game

[Rayne]

I took your idea and went in another direction with it. Actually I was really really bored and this is what I came up with. It still followed the rules of the game

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Leave it to you Donny!

[Blackmail]

I remember you vater, always crying and shoutin

I remember seeing you on your knees in 'brokeback mountain'

I remember you on gilligans island playing the skipper

I remember you on Familty Ties, playing with Skippees zipper

I remember you doing tricks when you appeared with Flipper

I remember you on three's company, bending over for Jack Tripper

I remember you were cinderella and you lost your glass slipper

I remember you on the "what's happening" but shirley was mad you didn't tip her

Life is like a sitcom, and you keep me laughing so...

I consider you to be DGN's first reality show

I remember you on the Real World when they kicked you off the cast

I remember you were puck, what the fuck? I wanted to kick your ass

I remember you on All My Children when you had sex with that old Bitch

I remember the next day you had a paternity test on Maury Povich

I remember hearing that you did some porn for the Spice channel

I remember you were on Celebrity Squares, but you're no celeb so they kicked you off the pannel

Life is like a sitcom, and you keep me laughing so...

I consider you to be DGN's first reality show

[JaneDead]

:laughing

[Msterbeau]

:blink :laughing :woot: :blink :doh =) :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :grin :woot: :blink :fear

[soothsayer]

I would join in but I'd rather not show anyone up. :whistling

[Msterbeau]

I would join in but I'd rather not show anyone up.  :whistling

[soothsayer]

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

:laughing

Dat's funny because it isn't true.

[Fierce Critter]

Only just now reading this.

Pure. Fucking. Genius. :grin

I am blackmail, existentially yet not pretentiously intellectual

Unlike everyone else on DGN, I'm not bi-sexual

My parents never beat me, I'm on no anti-depressants

I'm the king of DGN and Vater's among the peasants

I made your girl feel ecstacy, Vater must have leprosy

One time I stole a pepsi from a chick with epilepsy

I'm a man of action, giving women satisfaction

while Vater is so white you'd swear he's Michael Jackson

I'm the KING of DGN

Word to your motha

Now you know a little about me, it's time to diss the masses

Why are so many "goths" such fucking jackasses?

Lots of little bitches complaining to moderators

it's like this website is comprised of a thousand little haters

A default in the DGN biology

I've seen fewer assholes at the school of proctology

Sniffle sniffle, give me a freaking break

Save that shit for Jerry, or reruns of Ricki Lake

I'm the KING of DGN

Word to your motha

I've got lots of mental wealth

now it's time for vater to indroduce himself

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

[Onyx]

Wow.

I love this place.

[Vater Araignee]

I would join in but I'd rather not show anyone up.  :whistling

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sooth's got nuthin to say and that is why he balks

you'd think with a name like that he would do more than just squawk

Sooth's got nuthin to say and that is all he's worth

because he knows if he rapped he'd sound just like a smurf

Sooth's got nuthin to say he fears he might have fun

and stop surfing porno looking for that special one.

Sooth's got nuthin to say slap slap slap slap slap slap

squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt SPLAT!

[soothsayer]