this one needs a bit of explaing...

[Rivers the Cleric]

so i'm in a LARP, Vampire, Sabbat (for those of you who dont understand that, think of a giant vampire frat party... of doom) and as it's nearing halloween, there's a big damn party, because it's the major Sabbat holiday.

i play a vampire Brown Bear.. not my idea, don't ask me, i think i'm a plot point or something. anyway, at the party, there's going to be a large art show, and they requested i paint something for it. staying in character making it was also part of the request... i'm a BEAR.. i am smarter than the average Bear.. but do i know what different paints, brushes, and styles of art are? not bloodly likely.

so i painted this, using house paint, and sticks and nails as brushes.

http://www.spuffnet.com/P1010007.JPG

oh, and yes, the Bear's name is Mary.. and yes, both me and it are guys.